“If you kill me, you’re gay in Russian” written in Serbian with sharpie.
In case of KIA delete browser history
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
I use Arch BTW
O+
I haven't been in the army in 15 years and would probably need to prepare for a lot of blood transfusions.
Helmussy (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)
my head goes in it after all...
"Begun, the Climate Wars have"
DNR
"I just flew cargo drones"
In, Chinese, Russian, and English.
UWU
the entirety of the vaporeon copypasta
Born 2 Shit Forced 2 Wipe
Born to Feel
"I fought in WWIII and all I got was this stupid PTSD."
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I HATE MONDAYS
AFK 5, brb
One side will say "Why am I here?"
The other side will say "Oh no, not again."
SingleTakenGamer"When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash"
Just put a bunch of check marks on the helmet.
"Peace Salesman"
Will kill for chicken nuggets.
We're yiffing in hell tonight!
"You've got red on you"
"Head in the clouds" with pictures of nuclear mushroom clouds behind it.
"Don't Shoot"
Born to yiff.
“We’re trying to reach you about your extended warranty”
“Hide yo kids, hide yo wife”
Microwave my hard drives
We're naming stuff right? Helmy McHelmetface of course.
"I Eat Ass"
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Stickerslap the shit out of it like a snowboard.
Pistachio
cheapest helmet ever ! read in comic book guy's voice
"Don't shoot"
I SURRENDER!
My favorite waifu.
A tear in the cloth cover where I banged in some mortar aiming stakes. And googly eyes on the back for when I ride the tube. ;)
Rooty tooty snooty pooty
Fuck war, I resign, let me leave or put bullet into this sign immediately. I don't have time for this nonsense.
Born to Die World is a Fuck I am Trashman
Drop your rifle and engage with me in a fistfight, you rancid coward!
"Wild Potato" or "Born to NCD, Love to Kill"
Et in Arcadia ego.
Putin & Xi are cunts or Bug Smasher. Depends on who we are fighting...
"Why are we here?"
"I'm gay." And then hit on my CO until I'm back home.
Nasio pa matá
"why tf are you issuing me a k pot /steel helmet, no that's not what I want written on the side that would be as ridiculous as issuing me a friggin k pot, stop writing !!"
Bad hair day
"Morituri Nolumus Mori"
I HATE MONDAYS
