They're better than dragons at fitting into tight spaces.
22 0 ReplyPolymorphed dragons beg to differ
20 2 ReplyOr any dragon strong enough to force their way through.
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It's been twenty hours and nobody has said anything gross. I think I might be at the grown-up table
7 0 ReplyAnd wielding cool battle-axes, presumably.
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Ratfolk: somehow worse than both rats and humans at everything
19 0 ReplyThat's a Linoone.
15 0 ReplyBetter than a noone at everything
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Because Lizardfolk are an evolutionary peak of reptile genetics, whereas dragonborn are an off-shoot of draconic lines; one is a culmination of several key aspects in a single group, and the latter is a hereditary scraping of the barrel.
16 2 ReplyTbh you guys are comparing a blade of grass to a tree from an endangered species and complaining that the tree is stronger.
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I hate dragonborn. They are a race created by dragons but they don't have dark vision or flight? But don't worry they have shitty breath weapons.
11 0 ReplyAre they better at doing pushups though?
11 0 ReplySure, lizard folk can do so many pushups and a normal lizard mainly just quits runs away after the first one. No contest.
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Wait till i tell my dragonborn party
9 0 ReplyGem dragonborn tho... Kinda goes hard
6 0 ReplyKobolds: Just silly little guys
5 0 ReplyThe lizard folk are better than dragons at fitting in the inn.
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