This sounds fun.
28 0 ReplyI may not survive very long, but I'll be damned if I don't spawn an absolutely legendary tale
16 0 ReplyI think I'm in trouble
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Lord help me
17 0 ReplyDed.
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No clue what it'll be but it'll certainly be rad.
17 0 ReplyI just want to say, that your username is Neato.
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I'll get bludgeoned to death by the barbarians after they realise I can't actually yodel but just give academic lectures about yodelling. So I'm not even useful for keeping people entertained.
16 0 Reply16 0 ReplyI'll distract the raiders with my amusing vanity plate.
14 0 ReplyI suppose I could travel pretty quickly.
13 0 ReplyWe can travel together.
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I think I'll be alright
10 0 ReplyI'm either slapping people to death with a broken 40' tv; or i am using screen shards as knifes. Prefer the first one tbh.
10 0 ReplyMan I'm fucked
10 0 ReplyHey I saw you on that post with AI generated usernames. Yours is quite cool, imagine that thing being used as a weapon.
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As The Crazy Game Master, I'm not the one dying.
Everybody else? Roll for Initiative.
8 0 ReplyShit.
3 0 ReplyI'm certainly going to roll a 1.
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I'm too cool to die >:3
8 0 ReplyI guess it really depends on how evolved it is
8 0 ReplyAbove the human level.
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I feel like 320 of them could do at least some damage
8 0 ReplyI last long, I cast spells
7 0 ReplyI'll have a friend 😻
7 0 ReplyOh. I think I'll be just fine.
7 0 ReplyI’m a c-shaped knife, basically a sickle; At least I can go down swinging .
5 0 ReplyI win(d)
5 0 ReplyHow does that work if your name isn't a verb or noun?
5 0 ReplyIt doesn't
8 0 ReplyIt means it's useless in such a situation.
4 0 Replytypical me lmao
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I guess I’m going to be disappointing people to death…?
4 0 ReplyI'll use it to fix the hyperdrive and gtfo.
4 0 ReplyMine is how I flavored my paladin's Spirit Guardians, so everything within 15 ft of me takes a boatload of shiny damage and walks slowly... Think I'm in good shape, if very lonely
4 0 ReplyTie them together into 5 sets of nunchaku
4 0 ReplyI think I'm safe
4 0 ReplyYou tell me...
4 0 ReplyA raven kicked you and you fell on a blade. That's how you die.
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I'm pretty sure I'm going to live forever in this scenario. I'm basically magic.
4 0 ReplyIdk I have no idea what TxzK means
4 0 ReplyInvisible hands slapping heads from the sky I guess.
4 0 ReplyMy name saves me because they recognize me from all my comments made before the apocalypse and wanna hang out.
4 0 ReplyYou do have a very notable name.... And I just realized that you're on yiffit.net.
I'm not sure what to do with the additional information.
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Oh hai mark
4 0 ReplyHeh
4 0 ReplyMy name is literally just burger but switched, and a funny E at the beginning.
So ig I just have an opposite burger? Idk how that will help XD
3 0 ReplyI got high on my own supply
3 0 ReplyI think I'd do fine
3 0 ReplyDon't worry, I'm a doctor. This is where the weevils are SUPPOSED to go.
3 0 ReplyDepends on you
3 0 ReplyI may or may not make it, but Harold is a pretty hip dude. Gonna habe a good time at least.
3 0 ReplyGuess I'm bringing engineering back into the post apocalyptic world.
2 0 ReplyNo no no, you are the machine.
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As long as I keep Bakugo happy I think I’ll be ok.
2 0 Replymy paws can inflict equal amounts of pleasure or pain, so I have that going for me at least
2 0 ReplyI'll be in high demand for people with calculators 👀
2 0 ReplyThis is gonna get nasty before it gets better
1 0 ReplyWell at least I am focused
1 0 ReplyMine is always just good enough.
1 0 ReplyOh shit, I think I’m gonna be fine.
1 0 ReplyI'll be in high demand for people with calculators 👀
1 0 ReplyNo one wants soapy clothes, even in the post-apocalypse.
1 0 ReplyUse the force
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