Reddit rule
Reddit rule
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Lord help me
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Ded.
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No clue what it'll be but it'll certainly be rad.
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I just want to say, that your username is Neato.
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I'll get bludgeoned to death by the barbarians after they realise I can't actually yodel but just give academic lectures about yodelling. So I'm not even useful for keeping people entertained.
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I'll distract the raiders with my amusing vanity plate.
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We can travel together.
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I think I'll be alright
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Man I'm fucked
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Hey I saw you on that post with AI generated usernames. Yours is quite cool, imagine that thing being used as a weapon.
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I'm either slapping people to death with a broken 40' tv; or i am using screen shards as knifes. Prefer the first one tbh.
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As The Crazy Game Master, I'm not the one dying.
Everybody else? Roll for Initiative.
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Shit.
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I'm certainly going to roll a 1.
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I'm too cool to die >:3
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I guess it really depends on how evolved it is
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Above the human level.
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I feel like 320 of them could do at least some damage
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I last long, I cast spells
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I'll have a friend 😻
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Oh. I think I'll be just fine.
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I’m a c-shaped knife, basically a sickle; At least I can go down swinging .
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I win(d)
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How does that work if your name isn't a verb or noun?
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It doesn't
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It means it's useless in such a situation.
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typical me lmao
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I guess I’m going to be disappointing people to death…?
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I'll use it to fix the hyperdrive and gtfo.
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Mine is how I flavored my paladin's Spirit Guardians, so everything within 15 ft of me takes a boatload of shiny damage and walks slowly... Think I'm in good shape, if very lonely
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Tie them together into 5 sets of nunchaku
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I think I'm safe
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You tell me...
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A raven kicked you and you fell on a blade. That's how you die.
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I'm pretty sure I'm going to live forever in this scenario. I'm basically magic.
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Idk I have no idea what TxzK means
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Invisible hands slapping heads from the sky I guess.
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My name saves me because they recognize me from all my comments made before the apocalypse and wanna hang out.
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You do have a very notable name.... And I just realized that you're on yiffit.net.
I'm not sure what to do with the additional information.
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Oh hai mark
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Heh
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My name is literally just burger but switched, and a funny E at the beginning.
So ig I just have an opposite burger? Idk how that will help XD
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I got high on my own supply
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I think I'd do fine
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Don't worry, I'm a doctor. This is where the weevils are SUPPOSED to go.
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Depends on you
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I may or may not make it, but Harold is a pretty hip dude. Gonna habe a good time at least.
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Guess I'm bringing engineering back into the post apocalyptic world.
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No no no, you are the machine.
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As long as I keep Bakugo happy I think I’ll be ok.
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my paws can inflict equal amounts of pleasure or pain, so I have that going for me at least
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I'll be in high demand for people with calculators 👀
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This is gonna get nasty before it gets better
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Well at least I am focused
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Mine is always just good enough.
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Oh shit, I think I’m gonna be fine.
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No one wants soapy clothes, even in the post-apocalypse.
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This sounds fun.
I may not survive very long, but I'll be damned if I don't spawn an absolutely legendary tale
I think I'm in trouble