Putin Orders Russian Tech Companies To Somehow Make Competitive Game Console In 3 Months

It's totally possible if they subsidize hardware costs and sell a PC with a fancy frontend and small form factor.

It's completely impossible if they're looking for custom hardware.

I look forward to the release of the Blyatbox "October Revolution" edition console.

Out of touch and delusional, what's new.

Gaming is of upmost importance to the health of a nation. Future wars will be done through esports.

We have Стим Дек at home:

On one hand even the Nintendo Switch is just a modified Nvidia shield so this task would be a simple one for most states. On the other hand: Sanctions and insane corruption. I‘d be surprised if they manage to release anything that could keep up with Consoles from 2 generations ago.

I love how he's modernizing the punch lines to all the old Soviet jokes.

It will be named the BlyatStation

if it's normally 3 years just hire 12x as many developers and it'll be fine.

Just give him an NES with Battletoads, file off any print, and tell him you made it.

At one point in time Russia actually had their own computer system back in the '80s. So I guess just dust that off?

It died because it had non-square pixels, because that's not stupid, and so was a pain to develop any games for.

Taking console wars to the next level

lol

Is that all it takes? 🤣

The Blyatstation

Why?

Wait, what? He is senile, but not THAT much. Although he was senile enough for war.

To be fair he probably doesn't even know what game console is.

This is new console…Fun Barrel. For 20 liters of kerosene, you can play all night if the coolant doesn’t ignight.

Oh hell yeah. I want to see a Dendy reboot.

They will basically buy one clone off of AliExpress, stamp a new name and be done with it.

It'll be able to know when your draft-dodging ass is home, so it can send some nice FSB gentlemen to come give you a lift.

So the main task would be writing the custom OS, which with enough coders and a coherent plan could theoretically be done.

The hardware will just be a small form factor computer or gaming laptop in a box, with a controller attached.

It will be deconstructed day one, and what hardware they went with will be revealed.

"Eat verification bullet to continue"

Plot twist: It will be a PC with 486DX2-compatible CPU.

The funny part is leaders all of the world are going to ask their country to do the same thing too now as none of them realize how ridiculous it is.

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Good for them. 🤷‍♂️

Excitedly awaiting the release of the Z-Box

This will do wonders for comedy

next gen Dendy

Here comes another Atari Jaguar.

Should be easy. Just take a AY-3-8500 chip, and the gaming console is basically done!

Will it have The Game?

Depends on how you define a gaming console. You can slap a controller on a PC, with a certain form factor and custom OS it can be defined as a gaming console. But does it what Czar referring to? I do not think so.