The fuck aren't we growing these kinds of bananas everywhere in overly exploited republics and then importing them into the US? Fuck the gros michel, fuck these petty banana snack foods, I want a banana that I can eat as a meal.
We picked the Gros Michel (before it got decimated by Panama Disease) and now the Cavendish because they can be mass grown, harvested before they are ripe, shipped around the world with minimal special handling, be ripened locally, and can survive all that without getting blemished.
While there are plenty of other bananas, really only those varieties could do that. Bananas cost less than a buck per pound. Other varieties would have to be shipped by air with special handling and cost many times more.
I want a banana split with one of these bad boys like a bread bowl.
Putting the boat in banana boat
Gros Michel is long gone, it's the Cavendish that we're about to lose.
Only a 1 in 1000 chance though.
Time to boot up Balatro again.
I imagine less sweet and with the dry tang of an overly ripe banana. I imagine by the end of consuming some you're no longer interested in eating this kind of banana again.
They're more than likely not new, so we can assume there's some other reason they're not as good. Taste is the most obvious factor to be the culprit.
It's more likely they ship poorly. Same reason the tastiest tomato or strawberry varieties are not the ones grown commercially.
If you googled it you’d see that it’s described as creamy and sweet.
Do they taste better tho? The bigger the fruit, the more bland they are in my experience.
Depends if there was proper selection for taste. In Spain they have delicious big watermelons and melons.
The big melons he tells you not to worry about.
Jesus.
Imma be single forever.
"Hua Moa" just sounds right for a banana that size. I can picture the person that named it making those sounds as a reaction to seeing it, and then just going with that as the name.
Cab anyone attest to how these things taste? And is it possible to get one outside of Hawaii?
Here's a video of a family tasting the banana and describing the flavor.
tl;dw: The flavor is similar to Cavendish. One person thought it was sweeter and had "more banana" flavor. One person didn't feel that was the case. The texture was described as "thick and chewy," and not as "fluffy" as the Cavendish. Overall they liked it.
(sudden 3rd hand)
With a banana that big it definitely for sharing
It is sad that while there are so many interesting banana varieties all around the world, only two of them ship for crap. In addition to cool-sounding fruity varieties, one variety is so starchy it used to be the base starch the diet of local people instead of a grain, how neat is that?
Forget banana varieties, you're missing so many different fruits that aren't imported just because it doesn't travel well.
I moved to Taiwan and found out there is a completely different avocado that is creamer. There is pineapple that is 10 times sweeter and doesn't fuck up your tongue after a few pieces. You can even eat the core.
Mango season just started and there are 2 different kinds. One is (extremely)sweet and the other is sweet and sour.
There are also many awsome natural species, like the short one with pink fruits that peel themselves when ripe (Musa velutina): https://www.google.com/search?q=musa+velutina&client=firefox-b-m&sca_esv=0d9b9ff4180b1131&sca_upv=1&channel=ts&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiO77mWg9OFAxV0zQIHHZrRC0YQ_AUIBigB&biw=342&bih=642#
You should remove some tracking from your link.
500 kinds of mangos. 2000 kinds of apples...
Gros michel not looking so gros any more.
Strange name. In ʻOlelo (Hawaiian) that translates directly to "Chicken Fruit". Wonder if the jungle fowl eat it.
Fuckit I now welcome the extinction of the cavemdish banana. Bring on the age of megananas
Us gentlemen being outclassed by fuckin fruit. Life is cruel
BANAN
BANGNANA
Big banachode.
when i say i deal big bananas, this is what i mean 😎
i love tropical weather
"of course I don't miss my ex" she says 😭
Damn, I was thinking those lil finger bananas were the shit, now I know there's squash sized yummies out there.
A cheater banana is a great banana and its great because its swole because its swooooole
