House guest broke my coffee pot, drank broken glass (probably), stole my vaseline and is gaslighting me about it and refusing to check to see if they now have two tubs (they do)
House guest broke my coffee pot, drank broken glass (probably), stole my vaseline and is gaslighting me about it and refusing to check to see if they now have two tubs (they do)
How can I get back at them
Sign them up for DNC fundraising emails.
Get them a vaginoplasty
lmfao what
Its the solution to all problems tbh
She was pretty clear
hell yes
Your dog sounds like a jerk!
I cannot tell you enough how much i hope i never drink broken glass or have to think much about it ever again
Hate to the the bearer of bad news, but the average person typically consumes 400~ spiders and upwards of 1kg of glass in their sleep every night. If you've ever woken up with a mouth full of glass, that's why.
That one guy evening it all out by eating an unholy amount of spiders and glass everyday .
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NOTE : The word "unholy amount" is used because I'm lazy to do the math
It's OK I'm sure you will be fine so long as you are not the kind of person to smash a pot on the counter, break the spout and then act completely oblivious to the fact it is broken
your digestive system handles small glass shards really well. The magic trick of eating a lightbulb for instance is just actually eating the bulb, chewing is the only part you have to be delicate with. The lining of your stomach and guts and the gentle peristaltic motion of digestion just sort of cushion the shards.
I learned this after accidentally drinking some sharp glass and freaking out and doing a ton of research and talking to multiple doctors thinking I was gonna dieeeee
Put icy hot in their vaseline
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The imbibed broken glass will get back at them for you.
They got back at themselves by drinking broken glass, you don't need to take any action.
You could pee in their suitcase
Unfortunately since you have offered them bread and salt, their persons are protected by guest right
You have to plan their downfall after they have left
Next time, def. have a sword (or closest equivalent) out on the table
It sounds like your house guest gets back at themselves pretty regularly. I'm sure there's nothing worse you can do to them that they won't eventually do to themselves.
is your house guest literally tim robinson? that's insane.is it a cat???
Tell them the coffee pot was being used to incubate a highly virulent form of STD and you were storing the specimens that survived in the vaseline jar. Tell them you're sorry it's come to this, but you required by law to inform anyone who may be exposed.
They may want to return the vaseline jar unless they want to be legally liable for the consequences.
And if they don't want you reporting them to the public health authorities, they may want to replace the coffee pot, since you are required to return the lab equipment and file a report.
Tell them to leave your house lol
Piss on them
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Tell them to pay for it or gtfo ? Or just leave it and say you have somewhere to be and they have to go etc. you know a lame excuse . The latter is what I would do .