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9mo ago

McCafé

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This so stupid and unexpectedly hilarious.
- Took me a min

KenM??
- Wife makes coffee by crushing beans with a rolling pin
  
  Well at least she ain't shoving them up your ass.
  Checks username
  ...Wait...

McAfee Antivirus
Alleged murderer John McAfee
- I get why Epstein was killed but why would anyone want McAfee dead?
  
  He had a wild life, so who really knows. But there is a huge conspiracy theory around his death. QAnon is even involved. I don't personally give it any legitimacy, but it is a deep interesting rabbit hole. I can't find a source that I'm willing to actually link.
  
  They wouldn't. If anything his regular references to how he wouldn't kill himself by hanging is evidence of suicidal ideation.
  
  Well obviously their computer still had viruses after buying the software
  
  Bitter cetacean ex
  
  Be careful asking questions like that!!11
  
  What makes you think that Epstein was killed?

Took me a while to get the joke since I didn't read the username.
- It took me until I read your post and went back up and read it again.
  I'm not smart.

Still better than that Swarovsky Antivitus

Does McCafe have a poop hammock?
- No, but they do have the next best thing.
  
  A poop knife?

This took me a little too long to get. Maybe he should go dig up the corpse of the OG, he could probably help.

I expected this comment to be from KenM

McVirús

I'm sorry, sir, this is a Wendy's.

Correction, I buy your products there for my computer has virus

Say what you will about the antivirus software, the dude who it's named after had a wild fucking life.

Kitboga has entered the chat

Does not compute
- Neither does his computer after all those viruses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIaNZXgDtRU

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