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142 0 ReplyW: Fart free water!
62 0 ReplyStand back, fellas, I'm lactose intolerant. I got this.
12 0 ReplyThe implication that other waters may not be fart free has scarred me forever.
5 0 ReplyFart free water is a major L
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Toot toot TOOOOOOT
142 0 ReplyIt's sad because I know exactly what you're talking about. As of 5 minutes ago.
78 0 ReplyI think it's fantastic. I used to have this experience on Reddit years and years ago. If Lemmy is able to reproduce that journey, it's not a negative.
50 0 ReplyIt's not sad it's great
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you are impacting my performance!
23 0 ReplyAnd morale
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Ridiculous comment. There's never been a third toot.
20 0 Reply3x toots? That didn't happen.
3 0 ReplyGretchen, stop trying to make third toot happen. It's not going to happen.
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@Gradually_Adjusting
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W Fart Free Water
75 0 ReplyMy mind insists on connecting the missing dots,
WET FART FREE WATER15 0 ReplyCommon fart-free water W
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If you ignore the first W it reads to me as, "Fart Free Water." That's actually an attribute I like in my water.
44 0 ReplyThat’s defo a W(in)
5 0 ReplyUnfortunately the precipitation cycle means all water has been farted in to some degree.
4 0 ReplyMost of it is diverted to Europe though - loads of people there order their water with gas
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W fart-free water?
40 0 ReplyI sure hope so
4 0 ReplyIs this at the Wharf Arts Center?
3 0 ReplyWar Farts Center?!
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L farts only, it seems. Just don't think too hard anout what an L fart entails
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"We fart free water"
40 0 ReplyW FA RT FREE WATER
18 0 ReplyDesigner rule: Sometimes you can, but you shouldn't.
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13 0 ReplyOh I love eating out at W FART. They've got the best bean burritos and even give out FREE WATER.
Edit: Bonus joke, W. FART is an amazing Mega Man ability.
11 0 ReplyWFARTFRWAT= we fart for real what
10 0 ReplyEEER
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Sorry, I like my water with 100% Extra Fart
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We fart free water? Good to know.
7 0 Replythis makes me irrationally angry. who thought this was a clever idea?!
6 0 ReplyRead strictly left to right, this says water, free fart water.
5 0 ReplyWATER FREE RT FA W
5 0 ReplyF A R T W A T E R
4 0 ReplyThis is why conceptualizing and planning is so important in design lmao
You could have the greatest idea in the world, and all people will see is FART.
3 0 ReplyW fart
1 0 ReplyFarteeer.
Pronounced like Cartier with an f. Cuz it's fancy.
1 0 Replywater free, free water?
1 0 ReplyWe fart free water
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1 0 ReplyFarteer rule.
1 0 ReplyIs this at the Wharf Arts Center?
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