He's technically correct. The best kind of being correct.
63 1 Reply34 0 ReplyPOV: You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.
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I mean the question is kind of virgin as well.
"...in bed" Is it the 1950s or something? Don't they have developed all these euphemisms like dick and wiener et cetera?
50 0 ReplyNobody's dick is that long. Not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a long fuckin' dick; hence the name.
40 0 ReplyJohn dillerman (a Danish TV show for kids, look it up)
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You are high when you are alive ant long when you are dead.
39 1 ReplyBury me upright so I don't have to take Satan's shit lying down
19 0 ReplyAnt long seems like it would be short.
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size doesn't matter boys I swear
22 2 Reply- boy propaganda
7 0 ReplyI assumed this was a chat between two men tbh
4 0 Replythat could still be the case no?
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Plot twist: his penis is literally 6’4”
10 1 ReplyWait... That isn't normal?
3 0 ReplyI dunno. Imperial measurements make no sense.
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The correct response is "suck it and see"
7 0 ReplyAh, the ol' paddlecock.
4 0 ReplyReddit humor
4 2 ReplyReddit humor
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