I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma, fiscally conservative and socially liberal. I hate everyone equally and nothing offends me. I am fluent in sarcasm and am a ranking member of the Church of the SubGenius.
He recently got excited about "honey badger don't give a fuck" so he's one of those really crusty chuds that's only recently discovering steampunk and escape rooms.
Picture: famous Polish cooking show host, Robert Makłowicz, text goes: When you lost sight from the hooch, but it was so good that you recommend it to the viewers anyway.
The man libs would have you believe will usher in the future is 15 years behind on the present.
Judging by his own voluntarily presented pictures of what he believed a future Mars colony would look like, he's stuck 50 years in the past because it was a fucking stroad with a bunch of cars on it with a red filter.
He does drink decaffinated Diet Coke, which would be kind of teetotaler (but why drink the tooth-eroding fizz in the first place at that point) except for his K-Hole diving.
Everyone doubts this guy's genius, but he has invented time travel. Specifically, his brain has been sent to the last decade where honey badger memes and imgur posts about chili and narwhal bacon was popular. He's going to go on epic meal time next and then do an epic ice bucket challenge.
Its a temporal manipulation only the genius Elon Musk could have accomplished.
Whenever I see someone reply to Elon like this, I always assume it is a sockpuppet of his so he can humblebrag about a time when people were forced to endure his presence. Seriously, this story is cringier than the cringy shit I would do at parties as a teenager, but he probably thinks he "owned" them with his oh-so-clever retort.