cylinder
cylinder
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"What is my purpose?"
"You give handies to Elon Musk."
"Oh God."
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Gross misuse of technology.
We're just going to ignore that there are open source plans online for motorized multi-axis articulated under-desk fleshlight mounts, and a library of videos with 1:1 motion mapping? Plus it has safety controls to ensure it doesn't snap the "cylinder".
Go green! No need for a whole robot when you're only looking to use a single part.
(I mostly just wanted to curse others with knowledge of the robo-vagina. Can't find the github anymore because a bunch of companies got in on it and dominate the search results now)
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Perhaps you were thinking of?
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I love that this exists and I think I know what I'm getting my wife for Christmas
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Oh nice, they've got a Blåhaj one
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We're just going to ignore that there are open source plans online for motorized multi-axis articulated under-desk fleshlight mounts, and a library of videos with 1:1 motion mapping? Plus it has safety controls to ensure it doesn't snap the "cylinder".
I was not aware, but I'm proud of the community who did that.
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"You slipped and fell?"
"Yes."
"Penis first?"
"Yes, now get me out of here."
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“I don’t know why patients try to lie. It’s not like it’s a big deal”
[patient walks in with a butt object]
“Oh gee, how’d it happen?”
All they gotta do is not ask. I assume it’s not medically relevant. Dude’s got a cucumber in his butt, everybody knows how it happened. What’s the point in asking?
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You've obviously not had the same sorts of completely innocent accidents I've had throughout my life.
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Million to one shot, doc. Million to one.
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Oh god I remember this
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It's his penis. The cylinder is his penis.
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I also agree! I just want to clarify that I knew it was his penis before actually reading this comment because I'm smart too.
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Thanks, Sherlock! We couldn've figured it out without you!
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There he goes again inventing things that already exist....
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I want it.
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Just tell the tesla employee that comes with the robot to fake its autonomy to let go.
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So long as the robot doesn't accidentally drop raw chicken on the cylinder
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I understood that reference.
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This is the second post I have seen where someone has their cylinder stuck in something is this a meme now?
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There was a reddit thread where a guy clearly got his dick stuck in a M&M mini tube and refused to admit it, referred to it as a "cylinder" stuck in a tube, and really stuck to the bit.
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Doing God's work.
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What's a "reddit" grandpa?
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Lol, looks like he is still being teased for it.
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Well... that escalated quickly.
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I'm pretty sure I saw how this turns out on the Orville
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It's a horn
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would a cylinder measurement assumed to be in circumference or diameter?
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Wankdroid.
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Sounds like they slipped and fell
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Off-topic but I wonder if the hand could be impervious to vitamin e oil
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if its just 1 inch i wouldnt worry about it
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Oh right that thing. Anyone got a screencap of it?
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