did some epic wholeome adulting today and voted for one genocidal capitalist freak instead of the other genocidal capitalist freak. updoots to the left!!!
did some epic wholeome adulting today and voted for one genocidal capitalist freak instead of the other genocidal capitalist freak. updoots to the left!!!
The very first thing I learned about Kamala was that she's a prosecutor, and I immediately told my wife I'm not voting for a ticket with a prosecutor on it. I guess I'm a little different than these nerds.
Yeah its crazy to see people using "prosecutor" as a compliment, Americans are the most brainwashed people on earth
And "a felon" should never become President? Wot? Like Presidents don't commit crimes, that people aren't convicted unjustly, and that people become rehabilitated. This election has been really telling...
Prosecutors are always wholesome chungus 100 and only go after bad guys, right?
As a convicted drug felon whose local DA went on to become a corrupt governor, I reel at the "felon" pejorative that libs now seem to relish in. You can have a discussion with them about the PIC, the doubling of the prison population over a 2 decade period, and all sort of other stuff and they will nod along and even agree and then turn around and still assume all felons are bad and we need to support our cops. It's the same shit with "terrorist" for those who lived through the Bush era and saw the term cynically deployed as cover for wars which saw a million people murdered and an entire region sent into disarray reflexively respond credulously whenever the term is used to justify a new genocidal campaign.
*Ha! I used the word "corrupt", another loaded term that is often weaponized in the same manner. Really said governor was just doing standard governor stuff that most all politicians do in bourgeois democracy.
Someone dug up an old tweet from around the 2020 primaries where she was bragging about prosecuting sex criminals like Donald Trump.
No way she can use that now considering it could be directed at Democrats too, including one former and one current president.
If you say stuff like "did a Democracy" you probably aren't mature enough to vote.
the good news is, voting doesn't matter
I was actually thinking about this with like the terminally online reddit dorks that act like it's "the most important election of our lives". It only seems to be like that online but no one seems to care that the grass touchers are still gonna vote regardless. I could vote as hard as possible for Harris but I'm in motherfucking Texas. It's going to Trump. I should be allowed to throw away my vote as a treat. Sorry the nerds that wanna call our system a "democracy" wanna make themselves mad about it.
Looking at his post history (briefly)... this guy posts on the teenagers subreddit, and the asmongold subreddit LMFAO.
He's pushing 40 chatting with teenagers what a fucking pedo
I assumed that lib was a lib, but...
bro said liberalize age of consent laws
3 years ago: wow. Crime is a social construct, and maybe it's not OK to make fun of someone for having the entire machine come down on them Now: I'd rather choose a hammer than a nail
Do people smugly post every time a couple votes for Trump? It’s so getting so old
Why do millennials use that type of language? Adulting, did a thing, well that happened, etc.
It's grinding my gears into quarks
Brain formed during the cringiest time of the internet
brain forms during the cringiest time of the internet
"So... that just happened!"
yet
"Grown-ass adult (usually man)" also pisses me off, especially when used as a peacocking attempt against supposedly not "grown-ass" adults. It instantly sounds tryhard to me.
Trickle down linguistics. That phrase was a staple of AAVE and white people stole it and made it cringe. A tale as old as time
choosing to blame joss whedon for this one
im a millennial and i hate it too. i think some mfs just watched too much parks and rec and the office and now this is just how they are
You aren't a wholesome chungus man adulting? Bleh I feel dirty.
perpetual infantilisation by boomers coupled with early exposure to unregulated internet damaged us.
Leave us alone, bagging out generational groups for silly and harmless quirks is cringe. Making fun of millenial slang is just as dorky as millenials mocking gen z haircuts as if we didn't do skinny jeans.
two of Yakub's most egregious crimes
i also did early voting and i did not cast a ballot for a pro-genocide candidate.
This festive season, I'm voting for the police #Law&Order
Executive Producer Dick Wolf
he missed an opportunity to say "the wife" to make this the most reddit post possible
Adding in a "play stupid games, win stupid prizes" would have been admissible too, or "_____ much?"
i also choose this guy's wife
So brave!
How can you spend 20 minutes on early voting? Do you have to wait for them to layout and print your ballot first?
They kept trying to use glitter pens on the ballot.
There's three hour lines in some places to early vote.
Imagine waiting in line for HOURS to endorse... genocide
Queues, usually. Also sometimes the ballots here are like a meter long (not US)
“Adulting” is a very stupid name
sooooo um yeah.... THAT just happaned 🤪
adulted...LIKE A BOSS
When I hear "adulting" I translate it to "providing unpaid reproductive labor" and I start Marxisting at them
What do you mean "First time voter!" cheers?? What is happening over there??
i didnt get that either. how would anyone know who's a first time voter? and they're cheering for them? whatttt
Ummm okay this is a freaking certified Deadpool & Wolverine (Rated 15, 2024 ‧ Action/Comedy ‧ 2h 7m) moment
Imagine treating "convicted felon" as an own in a country with the highest incarceration rate
This dude definitely gets cucked daily
i got no problem with that, thats their business. any american voting for kdolf hitler who thinks they’re doing some valiant strike against fascism is being electorally/materially cucked anyway
cucked
Nobody wants to hear about your fetish.
the so-called war on drugs is a conscription program to collect prison labor that are conveniently stripped of human rights and also made into social pariahs to maintain that status quo.
