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3mo ago

Christmas movies

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I believe this was posted on Lemmy just a few days ago.
- And this was my reply:
  Gotta share this for the uninitiated.
  Red flags - Tom Cardy
  
  That was amazing thanks for sharing lol
  
  I once watched this on a first date. We were together for four years after that. Make of that what you will.
- Santa 1 is spreading joy to Santa 2.
  Santa 2 gets too much holiday cheer and takes a eternal nap.
  Santa 3, with Santa 2 expiring, begins to fade as well.
- Please tell me they wore that to a work Christmas party

Schindler's List 2: Checking it Twice
- Bruh

Christmas on Elm Street

Lord of the 5 Golden Rings
- Legend of the 7 Red-Nosed Vampires?

The 40-years-old virgin Mary.

Citizen Sugarkane

Snow Country for Old Men

Terminator 2: Boxing Day
Mad Max-mas
Django Unwrapped

Friday the 25th
xXxmas

The Chrismas Before Christmas
Nog Wars: Revenge of the Turkey
2 Festive 2 Furious: North Pole Drift
Deadpool & Santa
Mariah Carey: Mall Cop
- Deadpool & Santa
  Considering Marvel's Santa is a mutant, this could work better than expected

North Star Wars
Dances with Reindeer

The God Father Christmas
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Reindeer
No Country for Old Men in Red Suits
Oppenheimer

I was gonna do Backdoor Sluts 9 but it's already a Christmas movie.

12/25: A Sleigh Odyssey

Die Hard
Sorry, couldn't pass it up.
I'll leave now.
- I love this one, of course it's a Christmas movie:
  The entire reason they're at the setting is "Christmas party"
  "Ho Ho Ho now I have a machine gun"
  "Not a creature was stirring, except four assholes coming in the rear" (also, phrasing lol)
  "It's Christmas Theo, it's the time of miracles, so be of good cheer"
  both scenes I can remember with Argyle mention Christmas by name.
  It's undebatably a Christmas movie, but why I love it is because when people object it gives me the opportunity to make it worse by informing them that Rambo: First Blood is too.
  But neither of those are my favorite Christmas movie, that honor goes to Gremlins.
  
  I’m going to argue that Die Hard is NOT a Christmas movie. It’s simply a movie where the events within it, happen to take place around Christmas time.
  Die Hard is to Christmas movies what Top Gun is to romance movies, or what Casablanca is to war movies.
  Just because it contains a thing, doesn’t mean it’s about said thing.

Any movie starring Rudolph Lundgren

2 Girls 1 Dreidel

Sleep hard?
- Die Hearth?
  
  Not bad
- Sleigh Hard, of course.

An American Werewolf in Lapland
Full Tinsel Jacket

Fear & Lo-ho-ho-ho-athing in Vegas.
Deck the Hallpass
Joy to the World War Z
The Snowman (don't even need to change anything)

Rudy, the red nosed reindeer

Citizen Candy Cane

Reindeers of the Caribbean

There will be Milk and Cookies
Gangs of North Pole

I'm not creative enough to come up with one, but I just wanted to add: don't confuse Christmassy with christmussy
- Christpussy

There's actually quite a varation in human santapede Christmas sweaters.

Dracula At The North Pole

The Reindeer Hunter

Triumph of the Goodwill

Gingerbread Snaps

The Human Santapede (a novel)
https://a.co/d/frIbvTG

Harvey the Chronically Depressed Snowman

What's wrong with the regular Santa centipede??

Bambi the Red Nosed Reindeer.
Rifle shot Bambi, a position on the sleigh team just opened up.

Human Santapedo

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