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3mo ago

Donuts are good for you

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sleeper fatty <3

Smoking is ok as long as you are pregnant
- Drinking while pregnant is okay as long as you're giving it away for adoption.
  
  I don't know, I've got an adopted aunt whose mom drank while she was pregnant and she is the most irritating cunt on the planet.
  All the depth and warmth of an iced out corpse vagina filled with sandpaper.
  
  Username checks out
- Big Al says that dogs can't look up
  
  That's true since dogs don't have flexible necks. They just look forward and steer like a tank.

Damn, Google really needs to reevaluate their AI deal with Reddit. Their AI is hot garbage, which is shocking considering how good ChatGPT is.
- You may not like it, but the AI isn't wrong here. My girlfriend has been putting on some pounds and her boobs and butt have never been bigger. It is making me stare at her more than usual; the AI made a 100% accurate statement.
  
  But did you buy her a necklace?
  
  Did it make you buy her a gold necklace?
  
  It really depends on the woman. Some women put the fat on in all the right places, and some just become pear shaped. .
- ChatGPT isn't any better. They all suck.
  
  Hard disagree, but I know I'm not going to change anyone's mind here.
- Gemini Pro is quite good, probably better than GPT-4, but it’s still terrible at doing a search engine’s job reliably, and Google is undoubtedly using an older, cheaper setup here.
  It’s mind boggling that Google shoved this into search the way they did.
  
  I don't think goal of Gemini was search. There are better tools for search, including AI tools.

🤣
Inb4 AI tells a depressed teen to end their own life...
oh wait, didn't that already happen?
💀
- Yes. At least once documented. Probably many times more.
  
  Could you please provide a source? This seems interesting

Sleeper fatty is my new name for morning wood. And donuts with a center filling might just do the trick.
- Are... are you gonna fuck a donut?
  ....in the morning?
  
  Don't kink shame me.
  
  In this economy???

Oh, that reminds me I still have a chocolate filled donut in the fridge 😅
- Why
  
  I second this, I have literally never heard of refrigerating a donut.
  
  When he finishes it the Devil gets his soul.

Do I even wanna know what a sleeper fatty is?
- It's exactly what you're thinking, but worse.
  
  I can't think of anything, guess I'll have to Google it.

This is why I always have a donut around my dingdong. The ladies just can't stop themselves from gobbling it up.
- Most ladies I know don't go for the mini donuts.
  
  Look, you call it a mini donut, others call it a cheerio, I'm not upset either way.
  
  KelsoBurn.jpeg

I need the citation links
- It is always reddit humor communities.
  
  That's ALL of reddit......wait, no, I mispoke. What I meant to say is that reddit itself is a joke.
- Photoshop / inspect element
- AI: bro trust me

Oh god they found my old fetish-story account and got health care advice from it!

BA-DONKIN DONUTZ! The hole with the soul!

I hate AI as much as the next person, but without showing us the prompt, how are we supposed to judge this response?

I can eat 6-8 donuts every day AND I get a necklace? That sounds like a good deal if you just cut out the boys part.

Gemini has a fat fetish confirmed

I've got a pearl necklace to give out if anyones interested...

I'm not sure, I'll take your word for it

Sleeper fatty. that's a new one.

Fact: Doughnuts are healthier than crystal meth.
- Also have less sugar than a bottle of coke.
  
  I'm guessing that depends on the size of the bottle, and of the donut.

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