This one is going to be controversial

Always has been

Nobody has ever actually given a shit about pineapple on pizza. This is just a dumb pop culture thing like pretending to be bothered by the word "moist" (nobody on earth is actually bothered by it until told to be).

We don't have to play along with the machinations of pop culture; we can reject manufactured responses.

I wonder if people who hate it are hating it after actually trying it, or they are just instinctually repulsed by the idea itself.

Pepperoni and pineapple pizza is a game changer. Upgrade that ham!

Pineapple on pizza isn’t bad, it just feels… disjointed. It’s like I’m happily chewing on pizza, with all the expected flavors and textures. Yum. Suddenly, there’s pineapple there for some reason. It doesn’t mesh with the other flavors. It stands out too much. Pineapple dominates instead of blending in. It’s not that I don’t like it, or that I can’t appreciate the whole “salty and sweet” combination, but there’s no balance or harmony. That’s what I’m not a fan of.

pineapple + jalapeno = best veggie pizza ever

The Swedes put sliced banana and curry powder on their pizza. Sounds foul, but it's legit delicious.

You bitches wouldn't listen!

wait until you guys hear about feta cheese on pizza. at this point i will add the feta to the pizza myself if i have to.

It's the sweet and tart, just like some olives.

Put what you like on your food and fuck anyone who criticizes you for it.

You monster.

that's when I go get tested for covid

I wanted to post the "everyone disliked that" meme but I'm clearly in the minority. Perhaps even more so as I love both black and green olives on my pizza 😋

To each their own! If anyone else likes olives I'll be over here enjoying my abomination alone.

I wouldn't go batshit over pineapple on pizza, but I think it's the chewy bread + wet and easy to chew pineapple

What belongs on pizza vs not is an intimate decision between your tastebuds and your brain; place your order according to their findings.

To my knowledge, my personal tastebuds are not capable of communicating with your brain, nor vice versa, so in the event that I'm ordering a pizza on your behalf, then yeah I'll need to know your preference. Otherwise, if your brain gives you nom-dopamine when you eat a sauerkraut, cookie dough, and pre-workout powder pizza, then you do you.

Absolutely has its place and the hate is unreasonable, but its not a classic pizza, its more like its own thing and that is fine.

The important thing is that the pineapple is small chunk sized so that it cools down with the rest of the toppings when it comes out of the oven. I had it once where the pineapple was larger than an olive and because they have so much liquid to retain heat they were still too hot to eat when the rest of the pizza had cooled off.

anywhere in greater vancouver area of british columbia where one could find a 'good' pineapple pizza? maybe I just never tried a well made one because so far I don't get it. I've tried many but I'd rather just eat the pineapple separately. That's not to say it's so bad that it's inedible, but its not better than the ingredients on their own. If the other options aren't worse I wouldn't try more than one piece. And I've had some pretty wacky fruity pizzas I didn't want to like that turned out really good.

I'll say it again: tuna, onions and pineapple pizza rocks.

Sweet and salty just don't go well together with rare exceptions

Juiced and used in a pina colada is the only acceptable use for pineapple.