I've modified the Alcoholics Anonymous plan
I've modified the Alcoholics Anonymous plan
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Fun fact: None of the 12 steps include not drinking.
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They mention god a lot huh
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Yeah, but it's God as we understand Him so it's totally not a Christian cult when the next steps include:
- Admitting to God the exact nature of our wrongs
- Having God remove all these defects of character
- Humbly asking Him to remove our shortcomings
- Seeking through prayer to improve our contact with God
- Praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.
- Carrying this message to other alcoholics
You can totally follow all these steps as an atheist, too!
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Don't do drugs, you'll end up religious
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Because a lot of social services, including the rehabilitation of drug addicts, are being handed over to churches by the right. I can talk day and night long about this disgusting practice.
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Because once they banned lsd that’s all they had left
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That's actually perfect for me cause I didn't want to quit anyway
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AA doesn't tell people to stop drinking, and it's members won't either.
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A zebra.
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Surprised that you were able to come up with that considering how the black line obscured part of him
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I had decided to make my final decision today at 3PM based on the input I got from co Lemmyites like yourselves. The overwhelming response was "it's an elephant" which of course is the correct answer. So I will be having a large vodka on the rocks.
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That's not an elephant, elephants have trunks. This guy clearly uses a briefcase.
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make it a double, you earned it!
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Kitty
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It's Pikachu!
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It’s a tiger. you can tell by the way it is
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Giraffe?
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Everyone knows giraffes don't exist
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True. Maybe a unicorn then?
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There was a post on science memes that pointed out that male giraffes smell the urine of all the female giraffes and if none of them are on heat, have sex with each other instead. I found that the fact stuck with me. The thread got deleted by the mods because it all got a bit daft.
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Ffs, am I the only one in this thread who can identify a monarch butterfly?
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My favorite kind of erfly!
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Elephant?
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You guessed wrong, which means you did guess.op will drink again
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Can I guess again? Spider?
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Can't tell, must be some sort of japanese animal. Tanuki?
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That is the uggliest poodle I have ever had the unfortune to look at! And it's filthy!
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Bear.
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Obviously a tiger
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A tiger, but r… dumb.
Rest in Power, Scoot.
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Dog
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Tom
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Tom is correct. I’ll drink on that!
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Some kind of bird with a long tail ?
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Birds don't exist
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Obviously a cheetah
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Lioff
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A Camel.
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Tree frog
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An elephant!
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This is a aspen tree. You can tell its a aspen tree because the way it is wow.
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Black eyes, and I'm getting a sense of dread... Darth Vader?
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It's an introduction of the all new Toyota Tacoma with sleek interior and roadside assistance
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It’s John Xina
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A cat
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easy.... that's an armadillo!
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He's lyin'
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This is a tough one, but if you look carefully in the bottom right you'll see a nope rope.
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Hairy Albanian dog.
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Despite the black line covering his eyes, I can still tell: This Is Timothy.
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House cat
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possum
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It's called "hakuna matata," and it needs to hurry up and take its rightful place as king.
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3 toed sloth
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It's a lion, now got get fucking wasted!
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Hell no. I’m not gonna risk my alcohol supply on a bunch of lemmies
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That's a cute dog!
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The most dangerous animal of all: Man.
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Now this I support.
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A tit mouse?
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blue
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