something incredibly funny is about to happen
something incredibly funny is about to happen
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Boeing and SpaceX couldn't even arrange to bring back some stranded astronauts in the ISS for half a year so why would we expect them to build anything else?
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Breaking news
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they're doing the fusion dance in order to becOH MY GOD IT BLEW UP THE WHOLE AIRFIELD JESUS FUCK
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Small detail but CNBC already carrying water for Trump by playing up his "dealmaker" kayfabe. Like, he "struck a deal" for a $2 billion airplane that doesn't exist four years later?
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That's just the art of the deal, my friend, I guess you wouldn't understand
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mr president deals sir your fired
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Mr Musk cut that red tape, regulations are getting in the way of innovation and progress and hilarious outcomes
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a plane that locks everyone in and burns them to death when the wifi cuts out
an inspector forgot to check that the burn to death function was working so it didn't go off
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Yes, Mr Boeing? I have information about a South African whistleblower who might be dangerous to your operations
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It is absolutely imperative we fast-track this. Pull out all the stops.
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Musk is going to "move fast and break things'.
Doesn't matter how much tech you put in those jets if it hits the ground at speed. The hubris of the ruling class is hilarious, Trump really thinks Musk can make it better.
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I’m going to need the same level of exquisite quality control that goes into his rockets and cars
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And Boeing's airplanes
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Could you imagine Musk and Trump on a flight together? No way they'd interact. I'm absolutely certain Trump hates Elon, no way an 80ish year old lifelong business freak is willing to spend time with the K Hole occupant and stale meme obsessive weirdo who is a fake gamer. If Trump caught word Elon was a fake gamer that would be the last straw and he'd be publicly disowned via tweet. Trump is a golfer and gamers and golfers are the same people but different generations. I'm sure they're in different rooms the entire flight.
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Very excited to hear about Elon winning the Masters, US Open, and Ryder Cup this year and reporting a +7 handicap, all while looking suspiciously like 3 or 4 different Chinese golf pros whenever he's on the course.
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'He wanted to have his little doge I gave him a doge. But then, i find he's cheating. Cheating at gaming. And cheating, cheating at golf folks. Very bad thing to do, cheat at golf. I've played many games with many Chinese golf pros and I can recognize a swing, that's not a Musk swing and so I told him to get lost. Goodbye
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God is good, god is great
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Uncritical support to comrade airplane in its struggle for billionaire submarine part 2: Tesla truck boo boo.
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I don't ask for much
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This is musk's plan to get rid of trump
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He's just gonna duck tape wings to a cybertruck isn't he.
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it's a heckin' flying cheeto!
splat
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Tesla 7cyber7
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