Go to wikihow and press on "random article". That is what you die doing. How do you die?
https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:Randomizer
https://www.wikihow.com/Measure-Viscosity
Slow and low. That IS the tempo
https://www.wikihow.com/Teach-Somebody-How-to-Drive
That seems very likely actually.
https://www.wikihow.com/Use-the-Poke-Radar
Looks like I die playing an old Pokรฉmon game. Nostalgia must hit.
"what to do when someone texts you an apple emoji."
I'm extremely curious to see how this plays out.
Comforting a dying cat :(
uh oh
https://www.wikihow.com/Write-Your-Own-Eulogy
Well, at least I was prepared.
"How to confront a cheating husband"
That actually makes sense as a way to die, I just need to become gay now.
https://www.wikihow.com/Grow-Dates-Indoors
Guys I'm scared, my wife has been trying to grow dates indoors. Send for help, my time is near.
Wearing high heels while being tall.....
How to cut wispy bangs. Well I'd gladly die before having bangs again.
About right
Just wait until bots learn how to write agit-prop. We won't be able to keep up with it.
Lol at least this kind of makes sense: https://www.wikihow.com/Take-Clenbuterol
Ok, so I guess I'll need to move to the USA in the future
Now you can avoid your death indefinitely by never going there
"Thinking before you speak" is an important skill to master for all kinds of situations. It can improve your relationships with other people and enable you to express yourself in a more effective way. Start by using the THINK acronym to decide if what you have to say is True, Helpful, Inspiring, Necessary, or Kind. Then,
Should maybe have yelled "Don't Remove The Pole! The building will collapse!" But instead I was using the T.H.I.N.K acronym.
I WARNED YEH!
DIDN'T I WARN YEH?
Celebrating Onam apparently. I didn't know that existed even, but it seems so fun it's deadly.
I spent way to long thinking it was "How to make Scorpion man miss you". Thought I was gonna get stung.
https://www.wikihow.com/Deal-with-the-Pain-from-a-Scratched-Cornea
How to deal with the pain from a cratched cornea.
Yes, dying from the most dangerous of human endeavors: small talk.
I guess dying on a roller coaster. Link
I managed to get this: How to Fire a Gun.
So it's at least plausible.
How to run away from an abusive home.
I was already planning to run away from an abusive home.
This is horrifying
I've heard a few stories of people dying practicing self love. Quite undignified!
How to wash a chest binder.
...I'm not afab???
"How to put a collar on a cat" yeah that tracks honestly
https://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Middle-School-Crush-to-Like-You
UUUHHHHH
monday
inhales
I like coming here.
In break times, i often get to see her, with her long skirt, her adorable jacket, and her soft, long, brown hair.
She is rather tall in her friend group, she must be 13, maybe 14...
It doesn't stop me for loving her even if i am in my 40's.
Nothing can.
It's not a barbaric attraction like thoses weird pedophiles.
My love is pure.
She's made to be mine.
"I want to be with her together."
tuesday
She just leaved the school to buy her meal.
Today she did attach her hairs into two braids, with ribbons at the ends.
She is so cute.
"I absoluetly want to be with her"
She seems to be alone right now.
"Is it my chance?"
Slowly, gently, silently, I put some chloroform on the piece of cotton.
Softly, purely, nicely, I approach her from behind.
Strangely, surprisingly, quickly, she does a barrel roll and a backflip, and face me with an assault rifle.
Rougly, straightly, immediatly, she say: "ladies and gentleman, we got him"
Painly, horribly, trementously, i get perfored multiple times by supersonic projectiles, and fall on the ground.
"aww man"
I just died trying to get a middle school crush to like me.
Guys don't call the police it's for the thing
How to get rid of ulcer pain... In this healthcare system, probably
Is that link rigged...? This is what I got:
I got "How to remove a urinary catheter" ๐ฑ๐คฃ
You must be a crewman on the Sargossa
Giving a bullshit reason for breaking up with my partner (guess i need to start dating again to fulfill my destiny)
:(
I'm dying in a religious conflict
Are you by chance Irish?
Bonus:
I die changing a CV axle.
How did they know I own a Subaru?
well hmm, This could be interesting
How to Cure Fungus on Aquarium Fish
Am I going to be patient zero for an IRL Last of Us?
Apparently I'll die becoming Israeli
At least you aren't going to die becoming a southern belle.
IDF coming in hot
I'm dying of stupidity, apparently.
Dying is the opposite of seeking mental stimulation lol
Creating the right character in Skyrim ... given my history of creating immaculate Fallout characters, this seems plausible.
I have nothing more to add to this.
https://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Carpenter-Bees-Using-Wd40
I got "How To Start Using Dropbox"
Too late, I win!
How to get prescribed Xanax
Seems legit
Step one: Post when zuck was skewing video counts to make people "pivot to video"
I die building a pigeon coop.
I think this speaks for itself
How would I die by this?
"How to Convince Your Parents to Let You Have a YouTube Account"
They say no. When you continue to insist on getting an account, your dad loses his patience and starts beating you with jumper cables.
I die in a conflict where I tell a Wizards of the Coast zombie that Paizo and Pathfinder are the best, which, honestly, I should've seen coming.
I will also die on the hill of pf >>> 5e.
So there I was Filing Adverse Possession in Texas, when suddenly the fountain pen (an OMAS Limited Edition) slipped and I stabbed myself in an artery, bleeding myself to death
"How to Detect Canine Hip Dysplasia"
Am I going to get sacked by a dog?
Phew, good thing I don't own a car and haven't driven for 13 years... Wait maybe this is the year ๐
https://www.wikihow.com/Wrap-Luggage-in-Plastic-at-Home
MISUNDERSTOOD INSTRUCTIONS, CAN'T BREATH.
