I'm bending reality to my will

Could we add a magic system? Like the kind that will just fuck everything up, and brings enormous health benefits as you improve

Get me a big tiddy goth girlfriend?

I want to have your powers, too. Thanks.

I would very much like the Witching Cloak from Fables in my possession

• Lets the wearer take on any form and converse with animals
• Wearer becomes impervious to all damage
• Infinite number of items can be stored within its folds
• Has programmable folding and teleportation actions

If you do grant me this boon, dear Wizard, I shall set you up with not one but two, two, dates with Cinderella.

I assume this includes changing the past so how about have Bernie win the 2016 Democratic Primary.

Or go back and have SCOTUS say the 2000 Florida recount could continue until the true winner was determined.

Or go back and have Carter win in 1980 by revealing the collusion between the Reagan campaign and Iran (might have to include breaking the OPEC bullshit too).

If none of that, and assuming "free will" can't be overridden, maybe Freaky Friday the consciousnesses of the 2024 Democratic candidates &. spouses into the bodies of the Republican equivalents. If there's some limitation based on the biological sex of the participants, put Doug into Trump and Kamala into Melania, they're a team anyway.

Trash throwed at the bin across the room go into it everytime, without fail.

If I could be 20 again, that would great... And if you're feeling generous, maybe some wizarding lessons?

Make sex just generally not a big deal anymore, like so that we all wake up and it's just like shrug. So people stop thinking about it and by association, don't think about their own attractiveness or value as a person, so people don't try to use sex as a control tool, so people don't twist sex into things it's not, and treat it basically like eating or sleeping, just a nice thing you do sometimes but who cares if you have someone to do it with or not, just live and let live, right?

This one thing would save our entire species and future.

Could use a sabbatical from reality, if it's going (as in suspending time and space for a bit for a good rest).

Can you pick up some frozen peas?

I think I want to go watch Dude Wheres My Car again.

For all of us to have a good day tomorrow

Some potato chips.

Natural hot springs in my woods? You can use then whenever you want.

Bro what a fantastic meme 🙏

Tacos. Lots of tacos

Make all children special and important not just sons and daughters

a girlfriend would be nice thank you

2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps please

Give me some time to think about it

I'd really like the package I'm waiting for to turn up today please

Oh and world peace would be lovely

Guess I'll take a coke, thanks.

A chicken nugget, please.

I'll take some Butterfinger BB's, a tube of Cool Ranch 3D Doritos, and a Strawberry Passion Awareness Frutopia.

Um, yes I would like 3 Doritos Locos Tacos supreme a Natco Belgrade and a large Baja Blast... Ooh and since you're bending reality to your will is it possible to get the Naked Chicken Chalupa? Or do I need to wait until they bring it back?

FALGSC

Happiness

I'll take a pastrami reuben, thanks!

A nice scrandwich. I like that chewy spicy salami or chicken/tuna salad, good mustard, some vegetables, and dealers choice on the cheese.

I have some issues with the everything that's happening...