Elon Musk appears to have a black eye during his final news conference in the White House
Elon Musk appears to have a black eye during his final news conference in the White House
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he claims it was his child
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As a parent, I'm not going to lie, there's a non-zero chance that's the truth. My kids are made of like 90% elbows.
I still prefer to think that the legion of doom had a Jerry Springer scene behind closed doors.
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i agree entirely and i'm glad you asked, let me explain my delight.
it is tautologically true that it's funny he said this because either
a) this is a true statement. his full statement was that he let the kid punch him in the face because he thought it wouldn't hurt. he is a huge moron for inviting that when as you state, you'll get that from kids regardless and should try and avoid the pain
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b) he lied in a way that throws a small child under the bus for whatever it was that actually caused it, which is a stupid and ludicrous thing to do
both of which possibilities are heightened by the idea that this moron is some sort of brain genius
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Oh shit. He's hooking up with Macron's wife?
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Good to know that being white trash and getting into drunken fist fights with your business partners defies class and money.
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being white trash and getting into drunken
fistfights with your business partnersSentence describes a disturbing percentage of European history
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Sadly, this is probably some really pathetic thing, like he bumped into a cabinet or something. As much as I like the idea of someone punching him in the face, he's too insulated from other people to really ever have that happen.
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the humiliation ritual is complete
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Kind of looks like he got clipped. His nerd mob and Trump's team pushing and shoving and yelling and somebody threw a punch over the crowd and grazed him. Probably Stephen Miller got him, which is fucking embarrassing
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Lmao. I hope he loses it and just starts lashing out at the rest of the bourgeoisie. Be hilarious if he gets caught trying to hire hitmen on the darkweb or something.
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I would actually love to see him spilling their secrets, itd be fucking hilarious
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He tries to hire a Seth Efrican mercenary in power armor because of Elysium
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His eye is a.... DEI hire.
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Or should I say DE-EYE hire
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This is what you get when you challenge your son to a fight in RuneScape wilderness
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That's a rather odd thing for me to have in common with Elon musk lol At least I "earned" mine by working!
Pro tip: if you're fighting a stuck bolt maybe don't pry the breaker bar towards your face lol
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The amount of times i've tried to learn that lessons but haven't was a joke in my shop lmao
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Username checks out lol :P
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reptoid didn't put on his human skin mask properly today.
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Wots this about final news conference?
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Elon's human shield has the right to defend himself
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Couldn't even be bothered to put some foundation on it
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how do I get invited to the oval office Fight Club?
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