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Not just guys, let me tell you

Yeah I definitely want one
- I mean, if anyone, Captain Lezbian is the person who needs to have one
Guys is technically a non-gendered term - FWIW
- I haven't seen it used much in a non-gendered way, so I guess that's why it has a clear masculine ring in my head
- Just like ‘mankind’ right? (/s)
  
  Sure, language is changing and guys has been veering neutral since the 70s. But claiming the word is outright “non-gendered” is incorrect imo.
- Not technically. Practically. In real world. As slang.
  
  Cause technically and by definition, It's still very much gendered.
- What's gals then?
Oh good, so it's just the OP who doesn't have their shit straight.
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96 volt? This thing fucks

Hell yeah

Hell yeah

I'll take weapons that are as dangerous to the wielder as anyone else for $500...

You could say it's a double-edged sword
- I think that one may have more than two edges XD
Even Warhammer 40000 chainswords usually have the blade shielded from the wielder's side. Yes, even the chaos and ork ones.
- It's made for plunge cuts!
You could say it's a double-edged sword

Holy Chainsword, blessed be thy Machine Spirit

For the emperor

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
- SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

Hell yeah

the Emperor protects!

Not Cadia tho
- The planet broke before the Guard did.

If I pull this out of a stump do I get to be king?

It's a cool shelf piece but in terms of practicality I'm to attached to my extremities to dare to turn it on

Listen, strange women lyin' near trees distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. That said, if you do pull it from a stump I'm not going to try and take it from you.
Excalumber
King of the lumberyard

Is it time to rip and tear?

Aesthetically? Hell yeah. Functionally? I am not taking a sword that can run out of juice to the battlefield.

This is the kind of weapon you bring to a battle expected to be so bloody you die before it does
a back-mounted generator is still an option, although it just prolongs the inevitable.

Please tell me the Chainsword is a weapon in some game?

Hell yeah!

People are supposed to see Kite Man and think "hell yeah."

Hell yeah

May your enemies hear the liturgical roars of your eviscerator before they fall. Emperor protects !

This is quite gendered and stereotypical.

But hell yeah.

You're right. All are welcome to marvel at the majestic chainsword.
You just insulted my entire gender

But hell yeah

Can confirm.

Btw cordless powertools are ridiculously powerful

As someone with an electric chainsaw gas is still magnitudes most powerful. This sword would be cool and would cut but it wouldn't be like butter. You'd have to go relatively slow to avoid excessive friction binding the blade.
- By the time you get your gas chainsaw started in spring, I'll be six trees ahead of you.
- Yeah but imagine a gas chainsaw sized electric one. That would cut like the wood was butter.

That's a Dark Souls weapon if I ever saw one.

I was thinking more of Warhammer 40k chainsaw sword.
Put a Taser on it and you've got one of the weapons from Steinhardt's Guide to the Eldritch Hunt, a d&d 5e supplement based on Bloodbourne aesthetic. I gave it to my campaign's current big bad.

I have everything lying around to build one of these...

It's been 2 hours, where are progress pics?
- OP doesn't have any thumbs left to reply to your comment.

E1M1 started playing in my head looking at that

I can hear the song already

I only use this when I’m chasing away kids

DEUS VULT

Everything is improved if you put a cross guard on it.

How cross does he have to be?
- Properly cross

This is a truly devastating weapon... .
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It's a pretty good weapon when exterminating fungus.
- Cdda fungi beg to differ
- Fantastic, my fungus has developed a cockney accent and it needs to go.