Torn on this one.
On the one hand, there's a lot of great metal, it's obviously not all garbage.
On the other hand, I love winding up those people who get all bent out of shape about how one or more of those genes "isn't real metal" so I kinda still appreciate the post lol.
I fuck with metal, this meme is not at all supposed to be taken at face value
It can be taken on face value if you look at what a fuckin dweeb the guy on the right is. Amiright?
I mean crust punk definitely isn't metal...
What I've noticed is anyone who doesn't listen to extreme music calls it all death metal. It can be straight up hardcore punk but to them it's "death metal".
Great, I see that Alternative Metal and Nu Metal are in the clear.
And Grunge Metal as well
What is grunge metal that's not better described as sludge, stoner, or doom?
Interesting, I didn't know that was a thing.
Eh, the meme's talking about music after all
I love how the left is all genres of metal except at the end with the random inclusion of crust punk. You can tell the OOP really liked the genre and wanted to include it in his maymay
What's funny is how 80s metal like twisted sister is now just adorable classic rock
Proud garbage enjoyer
Terlet or torlet?
If you think that's bad you should see the urinus.
FuckADuck, I'd have a rewatch, I'm suprised I'm not having a re-watch right now
I'D HAVE A REWATCH!
What happened there?
Tis a reference to Letterkenny
I don't know, but Steve is pissed.
Fuckaduck I'm due for a re-watch, I'm surprised I'm not doing a rewarch right now
I feel personally attacked
Metal people are always like "nooo it's not all annoying noise and throaty growling, you just have to listen to X" and then X is all annoying noise and throaty growling.
Hold on a second!
I mean if you don't like metal then don't listen to it but metal has as much sub genres as the rest of the music has genres. Basically if you can think of sth there is probably a metal Version of it(idk why though)
If you want to upset metal heads then say you like Babymetal. Those japanese are crazy
Idk what you're talking about. Babymetal is pretty good
Why what are you drinking? — Oh it’s a Cabernet Sauvignon, 2003, with chestnut hints it’s delicious. — Me: it’s just moldy grape Juice. — no but you have to pay attention to the small nuances in the… oh.
Every one of those genres is so different, it's kind of wierd most of them fall under 'metal.'
Sometimes there’s shit on the outside of the torlet.
How do it get there?
I've dug this grave so many times
The dirt, exhausted as the mind
Unfathomably based
I switch between both states depending on mood
I never understood people that like metal. Some people are fascinated by this band called meshuggah and it's juste impressive body coordination by following algorithmic rules that end up sounding like random noise. The meaningless screaming is garbage. I hate vocals and screeching at the microphone isn't better.
I personally dislike Meshugga because I don't care for gutteral screaming, but even my drunk ass isn't arrogant enough to call it garbage just because it's not to my taste.
The meaningless screaming is garbage
Read again, slowly. I didn't say meshuggah is garbage, the meaningless screaming in metal is garbage.
I hope you realize you sound like a boomer, I've literally heard my boomer mother make the same argument about different bands I listen to. If we were having this conversation a couple decades, I would expect to hear something like "Goddamn kids with their hip hop, saggy pants, and loud music"
I always equate it to spicy food. It's painful and unpleasant, but you can't stop going back for more. It's a sort of weird catharsis that follows, as well.
As someone who enjoy spicy food your comment made me understand it more than any essay about what we find enjoyable or not. Mind blown.
