Horny jail: found
Horny jail: found
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She's got a camera in there, and she's posting his jail stays on OnlyFans to support her vintage furniture habit.
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Based
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I wish I had more space (and money) to support having a vintage furniture habit.
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Well worth it for the vintage furniture
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This has to be either a bit or a kink, I refuse to believe otherwise
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I’d say there is no way this is real, but the USians are a weird bunch.
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IMO, his fantasies being "doggie style, standing doggie style" is too far. Can't not be a joke.
But I've been wrong about such assessments before
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It’s the ESPN bit that sealed it for me
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The gooncage is real
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The gooncage can’t hurt you.
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This is more like horny quarantine
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Are the straights ok?
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Highlight from this very thread:
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I guess I should've listened.
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Oh thank God
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Cuuumping
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this is real
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Impossible
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:fry:
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The goon tent is so crusty, it doesn’t need poles.
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I have so many questions and yet I'm not sure if I want the answers! 😂
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Why
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Because free online porn is too powerful for men to resist.
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I mean, good for them figuring something out together. (That tent likely has a weird smell, though.)
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This dude gets no sex and his wife only lets him wank once a week for 20 minutes on sundays lmaooooooooooooo
EDIT: Marx_mentat ruined it
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people are strange
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10:35 - I have just discovered reverse cowgirl. My life is changed.
10:42 - wife is trying to unzip the tent, I have coomed it shut.
10:44 - she is calling our church
10:53 - the Swiss Guard have arrived and are dissolving my coom seal with holy water. All is lost.
Impressive response time from the Vatican there.
They have eyes everywhere