You start bending absurdity. The next article should be about what B2B sales taught him about the benefits of open marriages, and how all paths lead to polyamory. The follow up article is about how bigamy is not unlike merger and acquisitions, and you need great communication to make it all work. You can simplify the process by signing up for alpha release of his AI app (wrapper around chatGPT).
My sales director once told me sales starts with a 'No'. If the customer doesn't need any convincing then what is it exactly that we're paying you for?
My man is on his hustle and grind. He just bagged his first trophy wife, he's looking to hit at networth of $1M by the end of the year (minus $950k in debt), and he's starting his fourteenth business before he's even turned 40.
He is the modern incarnation of a Classic Greek Legend, and you can too if you buy his protein powder, subscribe to his substack, and work for his MLM.