After a round of trying press interviews, Kristi Noem prefers to take time to let her hair down, take off her make-up, and really enjoy a meal for once.
Winner!
The waiter telling you that this was not an all you can eat buffet and you have to pay for everything you just ate.
Capitalism
🫠
ERMAHGERD WYRMS
bremdstimks
me eating 800 calories worth of leftovers over the kitchen sink at 1 am
Are you not entertained?
Oh! You're home early!
Voulez-vous une baguette?
Would you like a baguette?
(I use Google translate so if it's bad don't blame me)
happy, moisturised, in my lane, flourishing
Relationship goals
Serious question: why do they always look like they are looking right at you? is it that they’re absorbing all the light all around them and the dark spot is just “your” light?
IIRC mantis eyes are a series of small holes/tubes angled in different directions. You can see into the ones that are faced directly towards you down to (I assume) some photoreceptor like our pupils, but the other holes are occluded.
So basically, yeah, kinda. I think.
They like cameras
I promise I can stop anytime.
Naked Lunch
This isn't what it looks like
Screenshot from groundbreaking new release of kaiju + tentacle porn is a must watch.
Ah, yes. A new challenger. Please come forward.
“[munch]omnuummm-mmm[munch, lipsmack] mmm-nom”
I saved you one
Double fisting bruh!
Permanently Deleted
Forbidden foursome
“I can has werm-burger? “
"Now kiss."
When you're caught eating everything out of the pantry in the middle of the night
Honey! I'm home!
Best three-way ever!!
"Great grub!"
Oh, would you like some?
having your cake, and eating it too
First image of Joost Klein's disqualifying behavior at the Eurovision Song Contest
double food cricket
It's time to party, you get the beer, I got the grub.
Lunch time
Ayyy! Caramba!
Caterpillar-chucks!
