Yeah, that works real well, until you wear your potassium metal shirt.
64 0 ReplyPotassium Metal is my favorite music genre.
29 0 ReplyI'm more a fan of potassium pop, or as some call it "K-pop".
8 0 ReplyDo they sing about bananas?
I think that is called Foodcore.
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mm nak infused synthetic fabric my beloved, it's actually marketable as "anti sweat" because it will fucking explode if you sweat.
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That's a solid 50% of the reason I pretty much only drink water. I'm almost 40 and still miss my mouth and pour stuff right down my shirt like I'm new here.
38 0 ReplyIs that a problem you got as you grew older or were you clumsy from the start ?
4 0 ReplyLifelong lack of grace. I walk into walls and trip over nothing and knock things over. Sometimes it's like watching the 3 Stooges.
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Plus, no one can stop you from ordering a steak and a water.
19 0 Reply9 0 ReplyI'm afraid the baby thinks people can't change.
8 0 ReplyDid you used to be a piece of shit?
7 0 ReplyUSED to be!
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Ordering anything other than water at a restaurant is just entirely too expensive.
5 0 ReplyIf I can't have a girl drink, what's the point of even going to a restaurant?
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Y'all like water? Now get ready for water 2, thick edition. 🥵😫
18 0 ReplyI was caring for someone on a thickened liquids restriction and it is... awful. So many great things are made not great by thickening.
11 0 ReplyOh this real? I assumed it was AI. Excuse me while I vomit profusely.
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Isn't that just heavy water (D2O) chemically? Wouldn't that kill you if you consume too much of it?
Am I deserving of downvotes?
4 0 ReplyNo, its a gel-thing for people who have problems swallowing
13 0 ReplyIt basically just increases the viscosity.
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just wait until you find out about heavy water.
4 0 ReplyI'd rather die from dehydration than buy bottled water.
3 1 ReplyThen you are lucky you can drink the tap water where you are.
13 0 ReplyWell, lucky you, because you can buy the powder and add it to any water.
Also, yes, fuck bottled water.
5 2 Replyluckily for you, nestle believes that exact same thing!
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On the other end of the spectrum is soap. You spill a bottle of soap. What are you going to clean it with? More soap? Congratulations. You've just made the problem worse.
16 0 ReplyMan, I know you're never gonna believe it, but
you clean it with water
17 0 ReplyYeah but the implied premise is being caught out by a spill randomly where you just have to deal...
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I guess next time I'm bothered by my shirt being wet, I should be grapeful it wasn't grate juice.
9 1 Replythe day that tumblr stops being the way that tumblr is, is the day that the internet is officially dead.
3 0 Replyairplane drinking problem.gif
3 0 ReplyQuaffing... with water.
2 0 ReplyUnless you're wearing anything made of leather.
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