MORTIFIED. So thoroughly distressed he got his picture taken to be in the Mail.
A classic !compoface@feddit.uk
Absolutely DISPERAGED to find the therapy seems to be doing an alright job. Very unhappy with the service, he is telling everyone he "definitely doesn't recommend how amazingly effective it is, especially since there's not a kickback for referrals. He HATES it, everyone!
He does not, in any way, still have a micro dork that gives him constant issues. No way, guys. No way.
He just bought a Cybertruck, in fact. It's amazing. It's so great. His penis is fine, everyone. It's not inverted at all when he thinks people are judging his ability to perform. It's absolutely throbbing, everyone! It's all great. Go buy a Cybertruck!
There is nothing wrong with, and everything right about, small penises. The more we mock men’s behavior and bodies, the more we ourselves create awful 4×4 behavior.
All penises are good. Sometimes the people attached are awful.
Alternatively, imagine saying this about another body part on another gender.
Alternatively, imagine saying this about another body part on another gender.
She must have a small vagina?
More like "mini cruisers are for women without tits" or "Siennas are for fat women," or something, but you were thinking in the right direction!
Generally vagina size is mostly incels getting it wrong, but since there is lots of body dismorphia with breast size as well as people who they may be trying to attract having sometimes openly stated preferences in it, I'd say chest or ass size which can be similar is more likely.
Not that cars would be the compensation. Oh, how the face looks too, as I've definitely seen people accuse women of dressing "slutty" because they're a "butterface."
the more we ourselves create awful 4×4 behavior.
Trying to get my head round your logic here, while ignoring your holier-than-thou boringness
You're saying we persuade people to buy big cars if me mock their penises, or they're more prone to buy one due to their tiny penis?
He's saying that a society obsessed by penis size will cause people with small penises to suffer bullying, social stigma and etc which is likely to result in them feeling they have something to prove and acting hyper toxic masculine
Cis men should have their gender dysphoria treated instead of trying to distract themselves with vanity projects like oversized vehicles. Just because you like their body the way it is doesn't mean you can dictate what they should want. Nothing wrong with a small penis, but that doesn't mean everyone has to want that.
Alternatively, imagine saying this about another body part on another gender.
Trans women eggs should probably realize they're eggs and transition (if that's feasible where they are and if not, go to somewhere where it is feasible) rather than having dysphoria beards, working out stereotypically masculine muscles groups, and acting hypermasculine to cover-up for their insecurities.
Is it usually at this point in the conversation when people excuse themselves and go talk to the cat instead of you? 😂
Dude really showed his face in the article
He got the big dick energy
Right? This isn't about faces.
Where can I get these?
They're by Foka Wolf: https://www.fokawolf.com/pages/downloads
direct link to pdf: https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0721/5687/3008/files/4x4_a3.pdf?v=1679586392
I'll go dead broke purchasing and handing these out in South Florida where every single brittle ego drives a bullshit massive vehicle to protect their small PPs.
Weird hill to die on
Really, seems like it's a pretty crowded hill to me.
I’m always uncomfortable cuz ppl on the internet made me think this is body shaming
Not b/c we care about the driver but other guys who are rockin’ le petite weiners
This is the way I look at it. I don't care if someone is homosexual because honestly no one's sexuality is my business. However, I mercilessly mock the conservatives who keep getting caught fucking same sex partners because of the hypocrisy.
There's nothing shameful about a small dick. Use what you've got, we've all got talents. There is something shameful about feeling so insecure about some aspect of yourself that you'll get a big ass vehicle that you'll never get full use out of because you refuse to address your insecurities. The small dick comments are just where we "meet them where they live".
Hell, I've got a truck because I haul shit a couple of times a week. It's not my main mode of transportation but I do drive it. If I got one of these because someone saw my truck unloaded I'd laugh my ass off. But there are definitely people who feel the need to prove some shit and would clutch all their pearls over a piece of paper from a stranger.
But you've invented that they brought their car because of a small penis it's unlikely to actually be true.
Would you joke that a random black guy driving a Lamborghini is insecure about the color of his skin and post a little flier using race to mock him? Of course not.
This is why I prefer to call it small dick energy. You can have a small dick, and have big dick energy. You can have a big dick, and still need to overcompensate, thus small dick energy.
When it’s used to shame someone it’s still not okay. Like me calling you a removed or retard regardless of sexuality or disability.
Even still, such a waste of time and energy all around.
Edit: removed the slurs, because slurs
I am non-binary and have a bit of ED because of hormone replacement therapy, so I decided to be proactive last month and I bought a 2016 Jeep Renegade Trailhawk with about 35k miles.
For maximum effect make sure it's pristine clean without a molecule of dirt. You should be the only person to ever be transported in it, never take any passengers, and you must park across at least two parking spaces, four if you can manage it.
Solid advice. Will do.
Srsly tho, bought it because I'm leaving DFW and moving up north and thought the 4WD might be better for the winter. I do plan on taking it out on some trails at some point to see what it can do, and I'll be installing a trailer hitch as well to help some comrades move piles of bricks. They're...uh...building a house.
Honestly the best part of bottom surgery was being able to switch from an suv to a subcompact. I save so much money on gas now
Also, a complimentary colonoscopy for the butt hurt.
I need to print up a bunch of cards saying, “If you fuck like you park you’ll never get it in,” for all the absurd parking jobs I see.
What about the female vehicle owners?
Statement still works
I guess to continue the metaphor, “getting it in” requires the coordination of both partners, so the ladies have to line up right, too.
Peggings a thing...
Never let them see you cry.
Lol, right? Guy so "mortified" he told everyone he could about it.
Niccceee....
Wait, this isn't the onion?
Shit. That's so brilliant. I think I'll have to do this.
Let us know if it works. I think any gain of 2cm or more is probably worthwhile.
What are you implying here? Just wait until I coal roll all over you!
I have never seen a Land Rover being driven by a man. They're chick buses here.
I saw a Range Rover being driven by a man once.
No sorry, that was on Sesame Street and it was an Arranged Grover
Now, I just need to purchase a 4x4.
Brillant
What tf does someone need a 4x4 for in the UK? Roads are too narrow over there to begin with to drive american sized douche-wagons (although my memories are from 2010, kinda doubt that's changed though)
In Surrey I watch F-150s tear up the streets on a daily basis. I think one day I thought I was going insane because I swear to god I saw three separate Hiluxes (Hili?) on a 5 minute walk.
