In mayo joybuster news: Denmark has forbidden the sale of "spicy" noodles for being too spicy

Oh I remember those noodles

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Nordic countries taking their crusade against flavor to the next level.

They're not even that spicy. At this point I'm starting to suspect it's a gingers being immune to anesthetic or cilantro tasting like soap situation where we should stop making fun of them because it's an actual medical condition.

I remember making my first bowl of Buldak 2x at work and crying. My coworker came over to check on me and I managed to stutter out "these are tears of joy, I have found my new favorite ramen."

I love it so much. It does not love me back. That is okay.

When I was a waiter, someone would ask to make a dish 'as spicy as possible' and then return it saying it was too spicy at least once a week. It was a white person 100% of the time.

That sucks. These noodles are very tasty. Also the package openly advertises how extremely spicy they are so I am not sure if a ban was necessary.

They literally tell you on the packet that if it is too spicy, you should use less of the spice powder. There's solutions that don't involve making flavour illegal.

It'll be another fifty years before Northern Europe is allowed to discover spices. Sad day

not beating the "protestantism makes joy impossible" allegations

Death to America

How embarrassing

I remember looking it up online and I believe the actual capsaicin levels were like 8000 for the regular but that there was just some funky chemistry that made them feel more spicy. Though I do feel like I might have made them spicier by forgoing making any broth and treating them more like an instant yakisoba.

Buldak is so good! How could they!

It's not vegan though, it contains eggs. The chicken flavor is vegetarian though, at least.

Growing up in a West Indian family that regularly used habanero peppers in the sauces and food we ate makes this the most alien thing I've ever read with my own two eyes.

Typical cracker shit.

The 2x spicy ones are so much spicier than the "2x" would make you think, can't imagine the 3x spicy ones could possibly be any fun and I say that as someone who very regularly eats spicy food

X.com

Why musk you be like this?

Kamelåså

Finally someone takes a stand against anti-mayo discrimination.

I will never understand people who enjoy really, really spicy food. Nothing above like 100k scoville should exist. If the spiciness is more than "i feel the warmth in my mouth for a few minutes" and you say you "like it" you're a flagellant weirdo

Tyrannical

Literally eating buldak rn.

I love chillies, the only thing I don't like is the toilet afterwards lmao