I've solved the age gap discourse: it should only be legal to have sex with people older than you

I'ma be banging hot milfs, later losers

Okay but after those milfs are going straight to jail
- That's the cost of doin business
- TIME FOR A MILF JAIL BREAK MFERS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This is my definitive and final take on "age gap"; I refuse to police who women choose to fuck, and I refuse to listen to anyone who does.

I'm gonna police the fuck out of who everybody fucks and you can't stop me!
You may want to add an exception to this take for age of consent related judging
- children aren't women
"choose to" is doing a lot of heavy lifting here, oftentimes

If you're over 20, you should be allowed to fuck whoever you want. I'm an adult, you're going to tell me I can't fuck this dilf or that milf? Ok liberal. The only exceptions have little to do with age, and has to do with specific power relationships, like a student and a professor, a client and an attorney, etc. As someone in their late 20s, I find a lot of older people hot, and I know my female peers also find 40 year men hot, so what am I to do? Tell my 24 year old friend she can't find a 40 year old hot.

I think if you're a 20 year old who wants to fuck a 40 year old that's fine. I think if you're a 40 year old who wants to fuck a 20 year old....well...that's not a crime but....that's kinda gross.
- People 5 years younger than me look like actual children, IDK how anyone goes around getting horny for someone 20+ years younger than them
- Well it's a crime now!
so what am I to do? Tell my 24 year old friend she can't find a 40 year old hot.

Yes

my three-year younger wife: bloomer

me: gulaged

i have no idea who told me this but they were dead set on 4 years because "they should be someone you could have been in high school with"

and then proceeded to be like "well might be cringe if a freshmen was dating a senior" "or college sophmore and high school junior"

and yeah it all fell apart really fast

Jokes on them, I had to redo highschool 7 times
But at least it kind of makes sense, everybody at least has a chance to naturally be in the same peer groups and for general contact to develop into romantic/horny thoughts.

If the older person has to wait all day in the high school parking for the final bell to ring to get a date... seems like that's a bit much to tolerate.

Dear milfs: please impose your power dynamics on me

Sorry all the milfs are in jail now
- NOOOOO :boohoo:
  
  no wait
  
  Milf horny jail? :awooga:
  
  Excuse me, I had the "sex" with this woman younger by one day than me. Please arrest me. :trollface: