This goes quite deep into the Christian lore and history of the Vatican that was only revealed to a select few throughout history and continues to remain hidden in the archives of the Vatican. When God created the world there was another set of words he uttered to bring these feet into existence. On the eve of the 6th day God uttered these words.
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Quack quack quack. Quack quack. Quack quack quack quack.
And it was Good.
See also: human newborns not being self-aware
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TIL ducks have claws
they also have tongues
with little teeth on them
Wait till you learn about their dicks
That's not a real photo. That's an AI trying to draw hands.
Do not post feet pics
What you mean those are literally His Almighty Quacker's flappers?
God did it because they thought it was funny
Ahh yes, another day another anti-christian post. How surprising
Wow I can't believe a group of people that subscribe to an ideology concerned first and foremost with material conditions are mocking the belief in magic
No jokes allowed on hexbear?
Christianity is being oppressed! Oh no! Anyway,
Won't someone think of the abuse normalizing tax-exempt politically powerful megachurches?!
As a bisexual man, I might like Christianity more if it didn't
CW: Homophobia
call for my death
Paul - kind of a ass really
Eliminate the four olds
