THIS IS NOT A DRILL: THERE IS A DANG CHEETO IN THE WHITEHOUSE

brump

The prophecy has been fulfilled
- White Baffoon has been born

did they spray him because people said he looked pale at the debate?

Absolutely. All cheesy and loam.

Where does your horseshoe theory bring you now, liberals? trump-drenched U brump

back-to-me

Did he get a spray tan to defeat dementia

I suppose it's worth a try
- Look, is there any body of science indicating that spray tanning DOESN'T cure dementia? No? Well Q.E.D.. nerd!

Orange men bad

Orange you glad I didn't say
- Orange you glad I didn't say "this is the most important election of our lives?"

crunchy cheeto brump vs cheeto puffs trump-moist

Why does cheeto puffs look like a Fallout 3 character
- "Hey, Smoothskin"

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What too much Sunny D does to a mf biden-horror

Now there are two existential threats? My existence can't handle all these threats.

They gave him the kpop white eye makeup to make him look more kawaii.

Giving it the Ganguro drip

Plz edit you emojis so the two cheerios form a circle. Just gotta swap em

You are so fucking right it's disgusting
- And yet you've done nothing

The Cheetoness is spreading! We must contain it and burn it with fire or else we shall all become sentient snack foods.

Seriously though. This is like the powdered wig nonsense that was a thing when muskets were still the pinnacle of warfare.
- Then they end up getting poisoned by the tanning solution, just like people who used lead-based makeup in the early modern period.

Wow, he sure looks younger. Glad they developed a cure for old age. I feel like it was just yesterday he had both feet in the grave, and now he only has one.

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I was wrong! Totally a spray tan.

Biden seemed relaxed and confident, striking a clear and crisp tone and looking tanned and rested
The (presumably) white doorframe(?) on the left edge of the screen does tilt toward red tint-wise, so it could be a color balance issue. ~~Guess we'll need to see more pics tomorrow to confirm.~~
- ~~Though~~ his eyelids are notably paler in the image, ~~but that could just be JPEG-ness~~

Biden transitioning into Trump, colorized, circa July 1, 2024

lathe-of-heaven

Get away from the dang lathe Jack! biden-rember

Time is a DANG CHEETO

Looks like symptom of Elacca drug:

The Elacca drug is a narcotic that was formed by the burning of Elacca Wood of the planet Ecaz. Its main characteristic when administered was that it would eliminate the user's will for self-preservation. As a result, it was popular during the days of the Imperium, when it would be administered to gladiators to prepare them for the ring.