Still remember being 20 and alone in the car with my friends 42 year old mom.
Still remember being 20 and alone in the car with my friends 42 year old mom.
The things she was saying made it obvious she was flirting.... and me thinking someone come get me the hell out of this situation.
When I worked at the Boys and Girls Club, a lot of the single parents hit on me
Of course I was tempted
But the idea of one of the kids I work with seeing me walking out of their parents' bedroom shook me to the core
Yeah kind of exactly my feeling... but it would be even worse because this was a good friend of mine.
A younger, shittier me thought it would be the dream to be a children's musician just to get at the single moms and dads.
Do it in the bathroom
This dudes trying to get people to just let the hormones take over
just do it on the top of a slide then they'll just see you sliding out of there and be like "cool"
I'm not even close to 40 and 20 year olds already look like children to me
I'm close enough to 40 that I don't want to specify - 20 year olds look like children to me too. Late teens/highschoolers are a trip, they look like fetuses. But it feels like it was just a couple years ago that I was that age... Time is a fuck.
Saw a tiktok of what I thought was a 20-year-old girl but she was 37. Now I forgot what age is and ask their age in chromosomes.
I feel like it's just kind of bad juju to have sex with a friends mom. Even with her being single.
I went with her to go get my friends some cigarettes and she kept me in that car way too long talking and rubbing her legs...
Not that she wasn't attractive to me, but as I said I'm not going to fuck my friends mom, attractive or otherwise
They not like us
I didn't make a move. I'm not that kind of guy thank God.
"I didn't wanna tell ya, but I had to write this song...""She wanted to fuck me, but i said im not your homie"
Someone call in the volcel fbi stat
Lord, do I let the hormones take over and destroy our long lasting friendship?Are you sure you didn't run into Hillary's good friend ghislane
This lady has blonde hair.
