If you could be a bug, what kind of bug would you be?

I'd be a moth, the light fluffy ones

Rhino beetles are so cool, imagine having a huge horn.

An ant or a bee would be cool. Just you and hundreds/thousands of your homies chilling, working together, doing colony insect stuff.

Crowdstrike

If spiders count, tarantula or jumping spider. I wanna be fluffy

Else, a rosy maple moth.

Edit: here are some images for each

Insulidian Phasmid

shiny green/gold with orange lashes

Praying Mantis because I love mantis style kung fu.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thing_(listening_device)

stick bug

Black widow spider. I like the tall, scary types.

Or cicada. Nap for 17 years before screaming and getting some and immediately dying. Seems chill.

Weevil

Dobson fly because you get to be a creepy looking hellgrammite and a big beautiful quad-winged fly.

i'd be an earwig

i hate earwigs and so does everyone else

Use after free

Probably a floating point rounding error

Dragonfly, I would eat so many mosquitoes.

bear

Being an earthworm would be chill I think. Just burrowing all day and hanging out in the cool dark

A ladybug.

Euphoria inda (bumble flower beetle, brown fruit chafer)

whatever type of beetles are on my bean plants, those motherfuckers are eating good rn

Stickbug

Logic bomb

A tick. I will infect you all with Lyme disease

Mayfly

Take me, sweet death

Horse fly

A cicada

Adam Friedland first choice, then one of those ladybugs that's black with red dots instead of red with black dots.

Monarch butterfly because going to Canada and Mexico every year seems cool

I'm an angry bee

I hate everyone I see

I've got the

Gift of the sting

But I can only use it once

Which strikes me as unfair

Because the world is full of c*nts

An ant would be pretty cool

Bret Stephens.

A bat