O**o

I mean sometimes I curse this state.
- Only sometimes?
  
  The other times are the state cursing him.

So... I can say "Let her cook"?
- Skibidi !

This seems like a joke from some Michigan school teacher ... similar to how a lot of Ohio State football fans say *ichigan and things
- No, "Ohio" has entered slang as meaning "boring hell", basically. All over.
  
  That's not slang, that's just true.
  
  A rizzlers last thought should be of Ohio.
  
  Ugh, I hate gen Z's slang. It's just nonsensical babble and meta references...

Teaching the youth about freedom in the US.
- I actually get it in an English class. You're there to teach them vocab not let them crutch along on slang.
  
  I think any teacher worth their salt can teach English and draw the parallels between modern vernacular. I would like to believe teachers can do both.
  I'd even go so far as to call teachers who refuse to adapt to the change in "slang" lazy.

Seems like one of those annoying strict teachers to me lol
- I think you underestimate the increase in the difficulty of teachers jobs in the last 5 years. They’ve lost a lot of their ability to even teach due to internet parenting and brain rot.
  
  Brain rot has ALWAYS been a thing. Don't blame the internet for that! We're the same species that convinced ourselves that a magical man in the sky is looking over everyone, at all times, and making sure there's a grand plan in place. Nothing happens without reason, and it's all his devine plan.......but also, we have child rapists, murderers, animal abusers, wife beaters, nuclear weapons, war, disease, famine, the list goes on. Every horrific tragic thing that's ever happened was always meant to happen, because it's all part of the plan.
  Come on. You don't think there's shitloads of people with brain rot going on, dating back centuries? Millenias even?

Apparently these rules exist in my house also. Just today, my Gen Z kid forbade me from ever saying rizz or Ohio again. Luckily, I don't live near Ohio, so I don't need these words for any functional purpose. In particular, she told me that Ohio has been over for, like, a year and I'm out of date on slang.
- What I always love about it is that it's only outv of date in her age group social circles and it was out of date when she was using it too.

All joking aside, assuming this is a public school,
Schools are not Constitution Free zones.
They are government institutions and they just can't limit free speech like this, for terms that are not disruptive or vulgar but that the administration simply don't like for personal reasons.

Banning slang is just gonna lead to the invention of new and more annoying slang. This is exactly how we got in this situation.
- or more people learning and possibly adopting slang.

My mom works in a school with 1st through 5th graders. She messages me like twice a week for me to explain slang to her so she can know if she needs to explain to a child that it's wrong to say. I've learned so much new slang.

Ohio deserves this.
- It's the cringe for me

Like in Monty Python, the list of banned words:
B#M
B#TTY
P#X
KN#CKERS
KN#CKERS
W##-W##
SEMPRINI
- W#NKEL R#TARY #NGINE
- You forgot KN#CKERS

Is Ohio slang for something I'm unaware of?
- Dull / boring / simple
  
  Can you use it in a sentence with some other brainrot?
- Supposedly something that is "bad" or "cringe" or "weird"
  
  Ok, that's great! I love the younger generations more and more each day
  lol
  
  So the same as skibidi?
- Basic af

Wait wait, let them cook

Why is there an elf... oh.

streets behind

What's wrong with let him cook?! This list has some Ohio Rizz for sure

Absolute W poster
- Sigma poster has mad rizz yo. It be bussin'
  
  Is it possibly to simultaneously up and downvote a post?

literally 1984

I need someone to use all of these in context. I can't even begin to guess.
- Skibidi - from a YouTube series made in source engine. Means "bad"
  Sigma - alpha as in alpha male. Beta as in beta male. Sigma is a 3rd which means you follow neither alpha or beta but go your own way.
  Rizz- short for "charisma"
  Mewing - an act of contracting tongue /neck muscles to make your under chin area contract changing the shape of your jawline.
  Gyatt - "god damn" - a big old butt.
  Bet - "wanna bet?" Aka "yes"
  Bussin - "busting" really good
  Ohio - bad or mid "from Ohio"
  Let him cook - let him do his thing. He's got this.
  Baddie - hottie. Sexy.
  It's the _ for me - pointing out the specific thing you enjoyed.
  
  Well, guess I’m officially old since I only knew about three of those…
  
  You the man thanks!

The one they should really ban is "No but x". It makes no sense to start a sentence like that.
- No but hear me out...
- sucks to suck, gramps
  guess the nouveau lingo is just too far out for youse
  
  Don't even get me started on "nämen" på svenska. 😅
- We had "Yeah but x". Although I do agree.

Having lived in Ohio for 30 years, its honestly not that bad I dont understand the hate? I've been to most surrounding states and I feel like its better than Indiana, Michigan, and Kentucky. I havent been to Pennsylvania yet though.
Ok I'll just say it, I stan Ohio. Haters gonna hate.
- No way you're better than Michigan...lmfao. what are u smoking cuz it's not that legal weed.
  Ohio fucking sucks.
  
  I've only visited either state and Michigan had a HELLUVA lot more going for it. It's not even remotely close.
  And I Hate U of M. (I mean I hate the Buckeyes too, who calls themselves "THE" Ohio State? No on else wants to call themselves that shit.)
  
  Michigan is the promised land for so many reasons
  
  We got legal weed as of last week. Not as good as MI prices tho.
  
  The biggest tourist attraction in Michigan is the sand dunes. Litterly a pile of sand is all Michigan has to offer.
- Have you lived outside of Ohio?
  
  I've been to well over 30 states (it's been a while since I got an official count) and stayed in some for nearly a year
  I read somewhere that Ohio is like the US on default and I agree! It has a some of everything. It has lakes, coastline and rivers. Suburbs and cities. Factories, forests, and farms. All four seasons but they aren't known for being extreme. No crazy natural disasters like hurricanes, fires or earthquakes. Even politically we're balanced enough to be a swing state. A flag that's more recognizable than plain blue with a hard to see logo in the center.
  Ohio might be mid, but that isn't always a bad thing
- Ohio is the worst state worth living in has always been my take
- I don't know why people act like it's bad to like a certain area. I enjoy it here. If people don't, that's fine. If they want to live somewhere else then I hope they can move to that place.
  Whenever someone says state X is better than state Y, they're saying X has things about it that they prefer. Once again this is fine, but there is no objective standard that one state is better than another (just like with countries -- "America is the greatest country in the world" is extremely cringe).
- It's an acquired taste I think. I lived in South Carolina for 2.5 years and much prefer Ohio.
  
  It's not appallingly bad as the average deep-south state, I would hesitate to call Ohio "good" though.
- Touch Ocean
- Having lived in Ohio for 30 years, its honestly not that bad I dont understand the hate?
  True: it is honestly not that bad that you don't understand the hate. Hate isn't a good thing to understand.

Well I mean everybody knows that there's no such thing as Ohio. Kind of like the Netherlands or New Zealand. Totally fictitious.

seahorse w/ the skibidi Ohio rizz is in shambles over here

h*

To the left of this there's a different list, "use more of these"
DEI hire
woke
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Edit: This is a (poor) attempt on a sarcastic take, because when a teacher starts banning words like that, the next thought would be if they have a positive list?
- Edit - misunderstood what you were saying. I'm sorry for the aggression in my comment.
- Edit: I should've asked what they meant before replying. My bad for misunderstanding
  
  I think he was implying that the same people who would want a list like this banning words like these would support enforcing the use of the above terms