Max is already in the library.
Max now owns the library, and would like to make some changes.
Change number one: All late fees must be paid in cat treats.
Change two: All dog owners are banned from entering the library.
Max has always been in the library.
Max will always be in the library.This whole thing has a very "Welcome to Nightvale" vibe to it.
Permanently Deleted
Knowing my inattentive ass I would have read that sign after happily letting max into the library.
Max is the library
Max has always been in the library.
Mad is behind me in the library isn't he?
This could honestly be a 90s kids cartoon. Every week Max has a new plan to get into the Library, with the intent of knocking books off the shelf. And every week, the mean librarian has to try to stop his plan.
What do you want to do today, Max?
TRY TO GET IN TO THE LIBRARY!! 😼
Ya know, I was trying to avoid the Animaniacs tie-in, because I thought it was a little TOO on the nose.....but yeah, I totally imagined him in that animation style.
Library Larry
Hairy Larry and the Library.
On second thought, yours still sounds more kid-friendly.
so a kerazy cartoon, huh boss? The main character would be a cross between a cow... and a helicopter.
Max should not be outdoors unleashed and unsupervised.
Yup. I know cats can do better roaming free than most pets, but that doesn’t mean it’s safe for them, and it’s certainly not safe for the local bird population.
Well, at least can we let Max take out that one bird in the neighborhood that divebombs everybody waiting for the bus? It's all black with a bit of red or orange on it's neck. I don't mind the pigeons, or the sparrows, or the robins, or the cardinals, or the blue jays, or the crows. They can all live..........but lets make that one bird go extinct.
But it’s so cute how he tears apart local bird families!
Yep you should make sure to jump out from behind a bush or tree to make sure your cat stays on its toes the entire time it’s outside.
I used to work in the ER years ago in a small community hospital, and this neighborhood cat had figured out how the automatic doors on the ambulance ramp worked, and would slip in behind the paramedics and go curl up in the triage chair and wait for patients to come to the window to say hi. She also made rounds of the neighbouring nursing home and hospice on a regular basis.
Sounds like it was collecting souls
kinda what psychopomps are for, yeah.
More like farming them.
Tend them and care for them so they grow big and strong. You only want to pluck them when they are perfectly ripe.
Let Max in the library!
Meanwhile Max is decimating the local bird population, and risking getting hit by cars.
He's living his life to its Maximum.
Guards. Make sure Max doesn't enter the library under any circumstance.
Right, keep max in the library, even if he wants to leave.
No, no. Keep max out of the library at all times.
We don't have to do anything other than keep Max in the library.
Out of the library...
Oh, I remember. Can he enter the library with us?
Guards: ..... please come with us, Emperor Max has ordered us to arrest you
I wonder what Max did to get banished from the library.
Meow at the door until someone opens it, then not go outside and go back to sleep on someone's reading material.
Talking to people loudly?
Solid possibility.
Max has left the library. Max has been saved.
Researching forbidden lore
WHY would you not want Max in the library?
"Here is nothing missing, but a cat urinated on this during a certain night. Cursed be the pesty cat that urinated over this book during the night in Deventer and because of it many others [other cats] too. And beware well not to leave open books at night where cats can come."
He relentlessly hassles the librarians over their "woke agendas."
In this case woke agendas means pets and treats
because you're no fun and don't want to install a proper cat door.
Instructions clear, have filled the library with cats not named Max
I had a doggie named Max. He had bat ears. We called him BatMax. He died over two years ago. Now I miss Max.
Not your fault, obviously.
I'm sorry for your loss. He was a good boy.
He was. Thank you.
Upblessing BatMax
This is not fair, why do everyone else’s opinions matter more and are in a larger font? Max can make his own decisions!
Let Max into library now!!
#freemax
Don't let your cats roam. Especially if you don't want them places they shouldn't be. It's irresponsible and there are mountains of data on why it's bad. But an anecdotal one from me, I live in a c complex in a residential neighborhood, where we often see roaming cats. We also see them dead after they ingest poisoned mice from nearby businesses, and get eaten by coyotes which are not uncommon around here.
Aside from that, it's just terrible for the environment and ecosystem.
I'm afraid I can't stand for this.
I would definitely let him in
Petition to let Max in the Library, now!
If I were Max, i would try to get rid of the nameplate or even better change it to something else
Oh. This isn't Max. This is Tom! His nametag says so.
People are commenting to let him in the library but the way the letter is written doesn't suggest the library owner owns the cat
He's a cat, he practically owns himself
Outdoor cats don't live as long, and they also destroy bird populations that can't recover. If Max's owner truly cared about them they would keep them safely inside...
That grammar is concerning for someone who works at the library.
