I don't know if he has the Standing School post-grad needed to stand wearing a plate carrier and level 4 plates for that long, he'd probably fall over and get stuck on his back like a turtle
TRUMP kevlar ear covers now available folks, I wear them, they're the best. People said I shouldn't wear these, they showed me a diagram of a plane with all these red dots on it, and they told me I couldn't put armor where the dots are, can you believe that? They said you can't put armor on the red dots because people might get offended. Well folks I don't care what they say I'm putting the armor where the bullets go.
If he wouldn't just dress like any western business dork but somehow worse, you could at least call it the drip cube. As it is, it's just a dollar store version of Magneto's plastic prison from that old X-Men movie.
As it is, it's just a dollar store version of Magneto's plastic prison from that old X-Men movie.
When finally arrests Trump at the end of the year for the unforgivable crime of being a , they'll put him in there to contain his Cheeto powers. He'll escape by having Marjorie Taylor Green seduce the security guard like Mystique did and inject liquified Cheeto dust directly into the guard's blood instead of iron.
"Many many Cheetos in your blood. We love to see it. Tremendous levels."