[OC]One of the only cybertrucks I've ever seen

It's Cyber Fucked. 🤔

Where’s the cuck it came with?!!

I think a local business owner has one because it's regularly parked on main street around here

Then for one day for no reason at all the cyber trucks rose up and...

I saw one for the first time last week. It had like a weird brownish tint to it, I'm not sure if that was the lighting or metal discoloration or what but they are ugly AF in person.

Tow driver: Damn this thing looks like it went through the Iraq war.

Owner: I've had it for three weeks.

(Salesman) You can fit so many fingers in this here trunk! bangs metal

metal dents as if it were one of those disposable aluminum cooking pans you get at thanksgiving at the grocery store if you don’t have generational wealth

That's in pretty decent shape, actually. The metal is usually more rusted, especially if they tried to wash it in a car wash.

I've finally started seeing some in my city over the last week or so. They are just so goddamn big and awkward looking. They really look like someone put dumpster on wheels. I honestly find them pretty jarring to see out on the road.

From the damage present in the picture, it almost looks like they tried to drive it.

Just saw one of these for the first time this past weekend on a road trip to Chicago. It was so much bigger and somehow even more shitty-looking than I expected.

I've seen two in person (possible, same one just twice). It was bigger and dumber looking than I thought it would be. The style contrasts with literally everything around it. In every possible way, it looks unfinished in a way no video or photo ever conveyed.

That looks badass! They lowered it! Can it jump?

Was it left outside in the rain?

What a pile of garbage.

there is a hotwheels r/c version of the cybertruck I wanted to buy for memes, but so many reviews said it would burn out the first day you play with it... I should have bought one for the content (the price got jacked up)

https://www.amazon.ca/product-reviews/B08J4GMVVY/ref=acr_dp_hist_1?ie=UTF8&filterByStar=one_star&reviewerType=all_reviews#reviews-filter-bar

Reminds me, it's my first day back teaching classes and the usual cyber truck I see on the commute is gone. Students and I used to make fun of it before class, I wonder what happened to it...

That’s about what they look like from the factory!

I like to say they look like if a regular vehicle had a full diaper.

Yikes. Appears that this one might have caught fire?

There's one I see around town often enough. I was parked at a red light next to it the other day and it was remarkable how shitty the panels look up close. They're not really flat and planar. They're sort of wobbly like corrugated tin.

The aftermath of a dumpster fire

In its natural environment.

I've seen one nearby and every time I've seen it I've been like "found the dumbass"

My son LOVES Cybertrucks.

He's 7 though, so I imagine not the market Musk was targeting

I hate this truck as much as the next guy but, isn't this what any and every car looks like after a fire?

I've seen them maybe 10 times so far, though some of them were probably the same one again since it was during my commute.

For those of you that can not see it immediately, look more carefully at the dripping at the top of the tire, the deformation at the middle of the side skirt trim, and the darkness on the inside of the glass, not to mention the view inside the broken glass.

I see them more often in the SF bay area. They look clunky and ridiculous, plus they draw so much attention (when you should probably being trying to avoid attention).

take a drive by the Tesla service center in Pensacola... you can see a bunch of them parked there.

What a complete sack of shit

I’ve only seen one and was shocked at how much worse it looks in person.

Wow, that Cybertruck is holding up great! Looks like the flames were limited to the front quarter, and the seats haven't rusted through the base of the car, yet. That's better than most!

Was this the Whistlin Diesel Tesla?

Really? I've seen a few of them around Portland, here. Most of them are wrapped.

And that one just rolled off the production line a month ago.

I've seen probably a dozen. My neighbor's bf has one actually. No idea why he got one other than he might be highly invested in Tesla. He also has a Model 3. But then his other car is a late 70s F-150.

NGL, that looks rad.