Tim Walz is younger than Brad Pitt & Tom Cruise!

Only one of these men taught high school. Coincidence, I think not
- also, only one of those men hasn't had plastic surgery and doesn't pay a small fortune to maintain their fake-ass-hair, or their fake-ass-smile.
  
  Reminder - look at Tom Cruise's teeth. He has a single middle front tooth.
  Not shaming him for having had bad teeth of course, just pointing it out. Many other superior reasons to shame him.
  
  Phrased another way, Waltz worked, while Pitt and Cruise had work done.
- That’s the best response I’ve seen in a week.
- Only one of these men spent over 20 years in the army. Coincidence? I think not...
- Upvote for that smooth Incredibles reference.
- That actually made me laugh out loud. Bravo!

I think that's just how normal human being aged without plastic surgery or cosmetic enhancements.
- It's selection bias... They are some of the best looking famous people in the world, no surprise they remain some of the best.
  
  And lots of plastic surgery.
  
  They're also like 2ft tall, so age gradually.

Well, one of them is an abusive drunk, one is a cult member who has multiple ex-wives who've basically fled the marriage, and one is Tim Walz. Think I'd pick Walz.
- My main takeaway is cults and alcohol abuse makes you look young.
  But having a loving fulfilling life makes you oh so fuckable. 🤤
  
  Nah, money makes you look young, but it also seems to turn a lot of people into real assholes. Tbh, though, I think people are mistaking handsome for youthful - I don't really think either of them look any younger in the face than Walz, it's just the hair.
  
  The average cultist in d&d has more health and stats than regular commoners
  
  I already own a distillery. Just gotta start a cult and I will become Keanu
  
  Having enough money for regular treatments, enhancements and top quality plastic surgeons.
  
  bonk

- also being rich af helps on its own.

Superstar actors are more attractive than the general population? Next your going to tell me that a professional athletes of his age are in better shape.
- Actually, I'm pretty sure professional athletes of his age would be in worse shape. Professional athletes tend to give their bodies a pretty brutal beating for years in the sprint towards pushing themselves to the absolute extreme limits of what the human body can do. This is also not healthy or natural, just on the other end of the scale from a sedentary lifestyle.
  I mean, I got your point, I just felt like it was worth pointing out that athletes aren't necessarily symbols of health, especially not in the later stages of life.

What money will do to a mf

To be fair, these days Tom Cruise looks like someone wearing a Tom Cruise mask
- He kind of always looked that way.
  
  https://youtu.be/lmRuQhnDOqY?t=51

Helps having money and personal assistants. :)
Walz is only 5 years older than me, but he did hit the 60 threshhold:
https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-024-02707-9

From what I've heard bread Pitt is bald. I mean if they didn't have the Hollywood money, guys like Pitt would look like the rest of us
- I guarantee you he has plugs, now the question is does that qualify as bald? I mean, if he went bald and had it surgically altered so he's now not, is he or isn't he? Modern day philosophy and shit.
  
  Plastic surgery is the real ship of Theseus
  
  Lets say that if he has to take finasteride and/or minoxidil every day to stop the baldness then then he has alopecia, but not a bald head.
  If you go through a hair transplant you need to take medication every day, if not, you'll eventually lose the hair.
  
  I shave my head, but I still refer to myself as a natural bald.
- bread Pitt
  You might be thinking of Brad Pita.

PLASTIC!

That's because Waltz has worked real jobs his whole life.

Honestly, I'd rather look like Tim Walz. Looking like either of those other two sounds kind of exhausting.

These are people Tim Walz's age or older
- Someone needs to get Hank Azaria to play Rudy Giuliani in a biopic.
  
  Only if he dresses like this the entire time. Well

Johnny Depp: “The youngest, you say?”

That clean Midwestern living really ages ya.

This blows my mind!

Politicians have their souls sucked out.

60, 60, 62
If you're lucky enough to have all your original hair and teeth at 60, and don't let yourself go to shit, this is easily doable. Here's me (53) at a costume party last weekend.
Lemmy: "No one can do this without money!!!"
Uh, no. A little luck and a lot of self-care is more like it.
- You look how I expect 53 to look, well maintained not young. People are aging more slowly for sure. I look at pictures of my mom at my age and we don't look the same age.
  But if you don't have money (for gym or weights, Retin-A, good sunscreen, a job that doesn't stress the fuck out of you) it really is more difficult. Stress is so aging, rich or not, but less stress is easier with money.
- You're doing great. Keep up the good work, but 53 is not 60, or 62. There is definitely a magnitude difference there.
  I do my fair share of swiping right and left. I am and enjoy the older crowd, so my filters reflect that. The difference is usually easily observable
  
  I agree, 45-55 looks similar but somehow 55-65 usually doesn't. It's a change like adolescence.
  I do think Martha Stewart has the right approach to cosmetic work, what she does is what I'd do if my purse was bottomless, and I had to be in the public eye.
- You're cuter than Tom Cruise.
- Here’s me (53) at a costume party last weekend.
  You were not bad in Lost and Succession but you really should be ashamed of yourself for the Short Circuit movies.
- I'm 40 and clearly balding since mid 30s. It sucks and I thought I wasn't vain enough to care.
- Dude wear suits always, that shouldn't be a costume lol them sumbitches work for you. Man I should get into suits myself tbh, I'm getting gray and I think it's about time lol.