Place your bets, unhinged takes only!
Place your bets, unhinged takes only!
Create your own forecast for the 2024 presidential election
What's your wild card take on the shit show?
Edit: Click on the states to flip them around.
Who is this character? I see them everywhere here in China. For reference I am old and out of touch.
It's Hatsune Miku, the mascot character for the Vocaloid software of the same name. She's also a virtual pop star, kinda like Gorillaz.
This would be the most hilarious outcome possible that’s within the realm of reasonable. Dems finally achieve the decades-long pipe dream of turning Texas blue, but lose the rest of the Southwest and key rust belt states resulting in an electoral college win for Trump. Harris, of course, wins the popular vote by an even bigger margin than in 2000 or 2016.
this is my second guess tbh
Technically the Republicans would succeed in turning Texas blue because so many will switch parties after becoming fed up with the administration
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this was a very funny read, thank you
doesn't seem terribly far-fetched
That last line
1920s ass map
To be fair, it was supposed to be wild takes. An actually realistic version of 269-269 looks like this:
Yes, please, this. This would bring me joy.
No matter the result, I will have to stare into the eyes of all my neighbors with the knowledge that they voted for genocide and hold back my bile and venom for their cowardice and try to build a better world with these satanic compradors.
If it's any consolation, Kamala finally acknowledged what's going on in Gaza and
dropped (mostly)reduced the israel defending itself framing at her rally in MI yesterday to state in no uncertain terms that she would put an end to palestinian suffering. Still too little too late for me to take her very seriously but the pressure appears to be working even with the libs doing everything they can to suppress it.
A GOP bloom of sufficient quantity to cause discoloration (red) in a country is called a red tide. They can potentially cause irritation or death to exposed creatures.
Harris wins, Trump get shot, as a show of unity and reconcilation she invites Vance as her VP. Next election he runs as a Democrat with Richard Spencer as VP.
Republicans barely take it in a dubious 2000 Florida style situation while the Democrats go full ballistic on lawsuits against the Green party because they got like 3% of the vote in a different, irrelevant, state.
Country goes full fash (red flavor). Last holdout is the vanguard stronghold in the People's Republic of Chattanooga that votes entirely third party
Nerds New Electoral map prediction just dropped
this is the second squirrel-election reference I've seen this morning – what did I miss?
Stein wins New Hampshire for no reason, Trump wins the popular vote loses the electoral college, the supreme court declares the college unconstitutional and hands Trump the presidency
Claudia/Karina Sweep
edit: forgot that they don't have Alaska, so that obviously goes to Trump
Widespread violence erupts over alleged fraud and voter intimidation.
becomes interim president in exile while 
topples Kamala and takes power back to reign as president for life.Six months later he dies.
I also think the Lib Dems are going to do better than expected.
OP, you might want to add to post body and say you can just click a state to change its color. I dunno but it certainly wasn't obvious to me. I wasted time looking around pointlessly for "new map" link/button.
Done, thanks!
mine is that it doesn't matter in the slightest
That's like liquid helium take.
Helium, because if you heat the take up, it makes your voice sound funny. This is empirically provable by US liberals.
true but its my wild card
draw (kamala vs trump, pistols at dawn)
Just in case anyone is curious what would happen IRL in this scenario, the state delegations of the newly elected House would decide the President on January 6.
What's wrong with Montana and Idaho? Surrounded by perfectly rectangular states, but Montana has those weird squiggly lines to border Idaho. The rest of the state has 90 degree angles, except that border. What are they not telling us?
This is a joke but i actually have a low key hatred for rectilinear boundaries
I believe the historical reason is that Idaho was the land that the other states didn't want. See for instance, the creation of Montana Territory: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montana_Territory
i don't know but it makes them not trustworthy
Joe Biden/Jimmy Carter Ticket will win and they will have their revenge against Trump, Kamala and Obamna. Dark James rises.
are there any sites that allow you to make a 50 state parlay? Feel like becoming a ten-thousandaire this week.
Trump takes Arizona too and wins
Nixon will win
they get a dead tie, everything becomes chaos, VP becomes deciding vote on who wins, 2nd january 6th
I can't believe that site is still around. I was reading it 16 years ago
Kamala wins by a large margin, but then faithless electors flip to for Trump.
dems win and use the national guard to crush and kill republicans protesting the election result kicking off a civil war
Republicans start torching obvious Republican districts and voting locations because Trump only won by 20% in that area.
Kamala wins the election but concedes to an unhinged supreme court decision.
becomes President
declares the Peoples Republic of California