What have you done for the glory of The Empire?

Took a shit for the glory of the empire!
- May all your dumps be satisfying, for the GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I did nothing all day, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- The warrior's meditation! Glory to you and your house!

I cleared my Gradle caches FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- The Empire wants to know if this is related to Java before it assesses glory.
  
  It is related to Java by way of Kotlin. Although disgusting even the JVM can be used to further the glory of the empire!

I jerked off for the glory of the empire!
- May you have many more even-more-glorious orgasms, personal gratification warrior!

I fucked your mom for the glory of the empire
- At least her forehead isn't smooth like your Mom's!
  
  My mom is a Cardassian

I had a cup of tea and four cookies for the glory of the empire
- For the glory of the British Empire?
  
  It's not that different.

Wasted time playing fruit basket FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- QaPla! Glory to you and your house!

I just scratched my balls...
...for the glory of The Empire, of course.
- Less distraction in battle! Glory to you and your house!

I just bought a round for drinks for the glory of The Empire!
- A round of bloodwine on PahdyGnome! QaPla! Glory to you and your house!

ATE A BOWL OF CEREAL WITH MY DOG FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- QaPla! Glory to you and your house!

OPs dedication to commenting is a feat in of it itself
- QaPla! Glory to you and your house!
- Glory to their house, for the dedication to their cause!
  
  QaPla! Glory to you and your house, also!

I brushed my daughter's hair... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- Strong hair! Strong heir! Glory to you and your house!
- Strengthening the bonds of your house! Strong houses make for a strong empire! Glory to you!

OP, this should be, at least, a weekly rally, to boost the morale of the warriors. For the glory of the Empire!
- QaPla! Glory to you and your house!
  (We really should)
- Indeed, how glorious it is to wallow in the mighty deeds of our fellow warriors. MORE GLORY TO THE EMPIRE.

I went to bed FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
- Refreshing the strength of the warrior! Glory to you and your house!

I told a member of an LGBT organization in York, UK that I would be happy for any help I can get regarding finding me a job above the UK family visa income threshold so my gay daughter can stay here longer than six months after he offered to look over my CV and give me pointers... for the glory of the empire?
- Allies make The Empire stronger. Glory to your house!
- Glory to your house! There is force to be found seeking allies!

Studying for the glory of The Empire!
- Strong mind! Strong spirit! Glory to you and your house!
- More might for the might of the glorious empire and future personal victory and glory to you, intellectual warrior!

Went to therapy, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!! ᕦ⁠(⁠ ⁠⊡⁠ ⁠益⁠ ⁠⊡⁠ ⁠)⁠ᕤ
- Supporting mental health is the core of the warrior spirit. Glory to your house!

I read and upvoted this meme for the glory of the empire!
- You have fought a glorious battle against lurking...FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

I browsed Lemmy while pretending to pay attention to a conference call... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!
- FOR THE GLORY OF THE LEMPIRE!!!

I masturbated... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- Was that about the sexy queer goth parties you were asking about, I mean, your friend was asking about last week?
  Never mind. Doesn't matter. Glorious orgasms for the glory of the glorious empire! May your glorious orgasms be strong and frequent!
  Not so frequent that they interfere in a negative way with maintaining your daily life, of course, just frequent enough to give LOTS OF GLORY TO THE EMPIRE!

Gave my dog a slice of pepperoni FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
- You nurture the dogs of war! Glory to you and your house!
  
  QAPLA'

I farted for the glory of the empire!
- Trumpet of victory! Glory to you and your house!
  
  While hilarious, this word should really stop being used now.

- OP deleted his post for the glory of the empire!
  
  Ha ha ha ha. I accidentally responded to my own post rather than the comment I intended...a couple of times.

I made meatball subs with THE GLORY OF THE AIR FRYER.
- Stove-Ken-more awaits!
  https://www.kenmore.com/products/cooking/ranges/electric-ranges/

Shitting... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!
- Empty bowels are strong bowels. Glory to your house!
- Hey me too! FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
  
  Same here, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Thanks to you guys, I stopped and did 20 pushups and 50 crunches FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Seriously though, you guys in this post are all awesome. Thanks for a smile in these dark days.
- Qaybe! Glory to you and your house!

I've kneaded, flattened, rolled, and kneaded a mixture of 3 cups flour, 1 cup water, 2 tbsp oil, 1.5 tsp active yeast, 1 tsp salt, and a fistful of sourdough starter lightly adjusting water and flour for the correct consistency (it should be lightly sticky, easy to flatten and roll, and glossy at the end) and then covered with a pair of damp cheese cloths then set aside overnight (the rag may need dampening again in the morning by adding a little water to make the dough let go of it) for the glory of the empire.
- Artisan bread feeds the warrior spirit. Glory to your house!
- Producing sustinance with great care and sharing your wisdom. A noble undertaking!
  
  Technically sustenance has not been produced until it is baked at 420F for 30 to 35 minutes. Before cooking I add some oil to a parchment paper on a pan and set the dough on top, shaping it and rising it again until later in the day. I also like to make a small mixture of egg and water and use a silicon brush to apply directly to the dough before, in the middle of, and after baking to give it a thin and smooth crust. After cooking, cover with a damp cloth again while still hot to soften it's crust.
  It provides roughly 1800 calories total, can feed two or three people for one meal or it can last two to three days as a side dish. As it contains no preservatives it should not be left unconsumed for longer than a week.

I woke up FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- One more day to fight! Glory to you and your house!

I rode the train... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- Mass transit is the lifeblood of the Empire's economy. Glory to your house!

I'm going to bed... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
- Restore your strength, fellow warrior! Glory to you and your house!

I took a dump... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- The movement of the bowels is the movement of the Empire. Glory to you and your house!

I commented on lemmy... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- Civil discourse is the foundation of the Empire! Glory to you and your house!

I'm having panic attacks and psychotic episodes... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE.
- Acknowledging one's challenges is the first step on the warrior's path. Glory to you and your house!
  
  Thanks!
  I'm doing my best and have progressed leaps and bounds in the last few years. I have a psychiatrist, therapy, and some medication.
  Ptsd is a bitch...

Stayed up past bedtime... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
- May your meetings be long, so you can fight sleepiness once more! For the glory of the empire!
- The glorious battle against sleepiness! Sto-vo-kor awaits!

I provided myself with sustenance to face the rest of my work day... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- A warrior through and through! Glory to you and your house!

I have uploaded this picture to this comments section FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- Glory to you and your house!

Sat silently through a misguided attempt by my workplace colleagues to do something, anything, useful and productive... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- You fought a battle against impossible odds and lived tell the tale! Glory to you and your house!
- Damn....you work at my org? FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

I climbed into bed and started browsing memes on my phone FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE.
- You summited the bed to achieve the warrior's rest! Glory to you and your house!

I cleaned a sink full of dishes by hand because I don't have a dishwasher ... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- You wrested them with your bare hands? Glory!
- You bring honour to your House!

Tasted my cooking to see if something is missing, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- I added a pinch of salt, and some cayenne...FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE.
- The army travels on its belly. Glory to your house!

I took my dog out for her morning poop...FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
- Caring for your beast is caring for your House. GLORY TO YOU AND YOUR HOUSE!
- She'll be happier than a speckled targ! Glory to you and your house!

I got a wisdom tooth pulled... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- You pulled a bone from your skull as an example of your power to your enemies. Glory to your house!

I woke up...FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- You faced the long night and won! Glory to you and your house!
  
  Thanks, Chancelor Crazy Eyes!

I petted the chicken...FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- 'the' chicken?
  \ Chickens love other chickens at least half of the time, and FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!
  
  we have 3.
  Well, two and a half
  Today that's 4, or 3, depending on how you look at it.
  See, we have the rooster we thought was a hen. Then we got a hen for her and us. Then we had a volunteer hen, but she left during the hurricane. Then we had another volunteer hen.
  But the volunteers aren't ours ours, and we have no way of keeping them if they want to leave, and we've got messages out for if the actual "owners" want to claim her. So, the volunteers would only count as half ours.
  But, today, the bantam rooster that apparently know our volunteer hen decided he would come by for a visit. Since he isn't ours, that's another half bird as long as he ends up being here, which won't be for long because our rooster is most decidedly not bantam, and has beat the ever loving hell out of things much bigger than the bantam rooster
  Which means I'm on a bathroom break while we figure out what the hell to do about the visiting dignitary.
  I'm voting we have him for lunch.
- Chickens are dinosaurs! Glory for your bravery!

I'm about to do my homework - FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
- A noble task - preparing oneself to be better equipped for future battle! Qapla!

I read my son a bedtime story and tucked him in bed... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- Training a future warrior! Glory to your house!
- A noble undertaking. Glory to your House!

I ate an onion ring for the glory of the empire
- You fed the warrior spirit! Glory to you and your house!

I lifted my leg to fart FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
- STOVOKOR will await you, proud warior!
- Ha ha! Flatulence in the faces of our ptakh enemies. Glory to you and your house!

Rotated my cat... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
- Glory to you and your--wait...what?
- How do you rotate a cat? What does it imply? Because the first association in my mind was akin to rotating the tyres on a car, to even out the wear. And that must be wrong.
  
  I picked him up and rotated him so his face was towards me instead of his tail.

I tried to install pip on my wife's Windows work computer… FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- Code our path to victory. Glory to you and your house!

I read the other comments...FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- Collaboration is a facet of the warrior's strength! Glory to you and your house!

Set the automatic coffee pot… FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
- Whoa, hey, I know we're all having fun with the "FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE" bit, but should we be caffenating Klingons? I feel like there's bound to be real-world consequences here.
  
  It’s a rare Klingon life hack that doesn’t make use of a bat'leth.