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1y ago

A controversial tier list

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OP forgot beer, wine, liquor. Not very comprehensive.
- I nominate bleach for SSS tier
  
  You mean SS tier?
  You know, because of the genocides ...
- In Germany, it feels like water is a fancy request and beer is the simple tap option.
- S+
- F, E, F

Are milk and Dr pepper separate or is that a Dr Pilk situation.
- As long as we don't have a Dr. PILF on our hands...

Yeah nah, add anything but water to F tier. Water is S.
- My hydrohomie

- In water, milk or Dr Pepper?
  
  Oh no
  
  All of the above.

Coffee isn't even on your list.
Go to your room and think long and hard about what you've done.
- S-tier: Black coffee, tea, and water
  F-tier: Everything else
  
  This list needs more wine

Root beer is definitely A tho
- Especially if it's like a local craft root beer in a glass bottle. That shit slaps. Also cream soda.
  
  Legalize real root beer
- Also W.
- True, I don't go out of my way for it, but I definitely have a sweet spot for root beer. The rest taste like liquid syrup. Also root beer floats are bomb.
- It's so bubbly and cloying and happy.
  
  Just like these federated instances

S: water and locally sourced milk
F: Everything else
- If you think about cows having to be pregnant constantly it makes the milk almost go sour... Even though I agree.
  
  Not constantly. Regularly.
  
  If you keep milking them regularly, they don't dry up.
  
  I love yummy milk. I hate the breast milk perverts steal from cows tho. Real milk comes from plants.

My lactose intolerant ass would tend to disagree...
- Lactaaaaid! ^and ^lactose ^free ^generic ^brands

Milk and Dr Pepper are in F tier too, only water graces the top spots
- Disagree with milk. It can stay in B because it makes cappuccino and latte possible.
  If you disagree, it means your opinions differ than mine.
  
  Lactose is bad for the majority of the world population. F tier drink.
  Give me that oat milk any day.
- Dear @Resol@lemmy.world,
  What do you dislike about milk?
  Thank you for your time,
  @Faresh@lemmy.ml
  
  Dear @Faresh@lemmy.ml,
  Milk is only ever useful during your very first few years of your life after birth, after that, though, it doesn't do much. Add that to the fact that quite a bit of folks are lactose intolerant, and also the fact that I just dislike the taste of milk. That's all.
  Thanks for you attention.
  @Resol@lemmy.world

Water? You mean like in the toilet?
- 😋

Milk is shit, other than that I agree
- How many bones have you broken?
  
  Stopped counting after the tenth guy /s
  Fun fact: milk without extra vitamin D, actually reduces the calcium content in your bones.
- you’ve made an enemy today

Weird ass licorice, cherry, compost drink...
The one true non water drink is ginger beer.

This list is Bobby Boucher approved.

S: carbonated water A: water, juice (from 100% fruit) F: everything else
I’m gonna die on that hill.
- Why not eat the fruit? That way, you aren't consuming 30 oranges worth of sugar.
  
  I'll just consume 30 oranges to quench my thirst.
  
  I usually mix (apple/grape) juice with carbonated water and drink one glass of orange juice occasionally. Its not like I’m drinking 2l a day.

There are really people out there who like Dr Pepper?
- There are people who don’t?
  
  I would put it below the f tier on this list
- It's the only redeemable soda.
- Fr. Coke and root beer are always available if Dr. P is. Both are far better than that flat ass shit.
  Most soda is evil tho. Zevia ftw.

E: Actual piss

Mr. Pibb needs to be one below Dr. Pepper. It's the knockoff but it's decent
- Pibb>Dr Pepper

What is that thing in S-tier next to water?
- 97% pure alcohol
  
  Thanks!

Please, rank Pilk
- A-tier

Fully agree!

America really is an amazing country. I've never even heard of about half of this tier list.
- These are just the basics too.

Swap Dr p with faygo arctic sun and you got a list.
Edit: yo where the fuck coffee

Based tier list

Halo 3 Game Fuel needs to be S tier but other than that idc

I feel like this post sponsored by a McPoyle

Whisky should also be s tier lad
- Really depends on the person. A tier for me, but D tier for others

7up on the same tier as Sprite is just a lie
- There ain't even no motherfuckin' Mountain Dew on there! How's them childrens gonna get all jacked up to come at people like a spider monkey?!?
  
  Shut up, Chip!

Lol this is the first drink tier list that i agree with. Mountain dew gets defaulted to f because the abc isnt long enough for it.

What happens if you mix A tier
- Dr. Pilk
  
  Humanity was a mistake

Put breast milk (cow and human) below F tier, but keep plant milk where it is
- In honor to this comment I'll be making myself r lavenderish pumpkin spice latte with a local mylk brand. .

Milk gives creates stinky gas in my belly that comes out my poo hole. E tier for me. Dr. Pepper has just as much sugar as the rest, so automatically F tier.
- Your ancestors weren't milk drinkers and that now makes you inferior to me. Rise up lactose digesters.
  
  I fart in your general direction.
- Milk does get the E, but I still enjoy certain pops once and awhile.
  
  Your glomerulus certainly doesn't :(

7Up for my homies who can't have any caffeine, though, solid A-B tier.

NOT A MUG MOMENT

OP have you had mello yello? I'd put that in B tier. This is the only change I would make.

I don’t get it
- 💦
  Milk+Dr Pepper
  Trash tier beverages
  
  I definitely agree on the 💦 being trash tier.

Not even controversial

Where does bilk belong?

Milk should be with juices in D tier. A tier is reserved for coffee and tea B tier is fermented stuff like wine and beer C tier is mixed stuff from superior tiers and lower tiers, capuccio, latte, shandy, distilled drinks

How the fuck are you going to put Dr. Pepper on the same level as milk? Dr. Pepper is at least two tiers higher than milk.

Put milk in F.

Soda is for children and milk is for babies.

should be milk in S tier and water in A tier (good alternative for when you’re out of milk). anything else isn’t even worth mentioning
- You mean milk should be in D tier and water should remain in S tier.
  Weak bone milk drinker.

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