Sir, a second Georgia has broken from our Soviet motherland!
It's fucked up that Georgia wasn't Georgia here
Yeah, out of all states to make Georgia, they chose Tajikistan.
Dont forget the crippling shock therapy. America is already a capitalist shithole but I'm sure its public sector can be dismantled further.
Finally, a unique and strange American Balkanization map
it's all belarus?
always has beenCalikraine in the membrane
College football map looking funny.
The Big Ten becomes the premier forum for negotiations and trade talks among the new nations
The grey text unfortunately is filled with brainworms. But Calikraine is fucking funny ngl.
The grey text unfortunately is filled with brainworms.
Yeah just noticed that. "Moscow, which was an imperial capital..." - oh you fuckers get out with your damn projection.
Also which part of Calicraine is American Crimea? Can't be Hawaii, can it? The lease of Pearlharborstopol won't expire anytime soon!
Yeah, it’s Hawaii, that’s why it’s only listed as supposedly part of this “state” without showing it
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Xi please 🙏
Funny enough, I wrote the beginning of a novel where China does something like this and ushers in this wave of stateless societies such that there's like 16 entities that are still identified as states. 2 of which being America (edit: 3 actually, the east tried to invade the west by marching through a Mad Max style Texas and gets thwarted by raiders), 1 being China, another being Cuba's coalition. The main protagonist has no mind for politics, so I don't have to explain why it happened.
Calikraine
Wait, is this why American rightoids back Russia in Ukraine?
Sort of. They seem to more or less agree with the Russian stance that the EU is a vehicle for western gender wokism.
New York would probably break up with Upstate and Downstate being their own region
Yeah there's no universe in which New York City just stays with Kansas and Nebraska if something like this happens. An independent city-state seems a lot more likely to me.
My headcanon is that pretty much everything north and east of Philadelphia becomes its own state. At the very least it would have to encompass everything near and between the Boston and NYC metro areas.
The absolute disrespect to Colorado, we're not a Federation state and would've broke out, we don't want to be in the same country as Kansas
Oh sweet SC gets an eternally burning oil hole now
Texas should be Kazakhstan 🇰🇿 Lone Sun with Bird State
Not making Georgia the Georgia of this map? C'mon.
Neither country ever recovered from the Cano-Americaviet split.
YOU CAN"T LEAVE US WITH TEXAS COME ONNNN