IDF solders face the challenge of possibly fatal diarrhea
IDF solders face the challenge of possibly fatal diarrhea
“If the infection spreads among ten soldiers in an infantry company, and they develop a fever after their temperature reaches 40 degrees Celsius, and they start having diarrhea every 20 minutes, then they are no longer fit to fight and they expose themselves to the risk of death,” he pointed out.
This might have to do with food poisoning https://www.middleeastmonitor.com/20231205-idf-soldiers-hit-by-serious-outbreak-of-food-poisoning/
As one wise person once said:
"Was it the food or was it cowardice?"
sounds like the kind of plague a deity might send when they're displeased with your performance
take a hint genociders
In the very near future an IDF spokesman in on MSNBC...
Spokesman: "A minor - very minor - number of soldiers are experiencing skin rashes."
Anchor: "There have been reports that the skin condition could be described as boils."
Spokesman: "A boil is an inflamed pus-filled swelling on the skin. Swelling is present and there's a pus-like substance." He scratches himself. "But they are not boils." He scratches himself again.
Anchor: "You appear to be scratching yourself. "
Spokesman: "I am not. And if I am - it was a psychosomatic reflex. Nothing more." He scratches himself again.
Anchor: "Do you have a skin ra—"
Frogs start raining down inside the studio where the spokesman is. The feed is cut.
diarrhea every 21 minutes is fit for combat, however
Was gonna say, I've had "mild" food poisoning and I wasn't fit to leave my apartment, how the fuck is someone supposed to fight urban warfare like that?
i guess leadership figures if the grunts are going to be shidding their pants anyway, the problem is really whether they dehydrate too much while it's happening
People don't realize it but the primary goal of October 7th was to steal all of the immodium out of Israel before unleashing The Virus.
Thank you for your service, comrade Shigella bacterium.
Thank you, indeed...
Comrade Shit
birds of a feather shit togetherI read the title like “haha, the fakenews comm always has the most over the top headlines”
What, should I've put this in not the Onion or something?
Nah it's fine.
Not at all, it’s perfect.
i'm really upset that we didn't get this one first
Diarrhea has spread among the soldiers in the South, and later among soldiers fighting inside Gaza. - Dr. Tal Brosh.
Tagline
lol Big Fancy '1st rate' force failing dysentery sanitation in the year of our lord 2023 lmao even
I remember all the NAFO dogs laughing at how Russia was having logistical problems on a front hundreds of kms long. Now Israel can't even stop it's soldiers from shitting themselves to death within walking distance of their own bases.
Embarrassing.
From the River to The Strip, IOF soldiers’ buttholes drip.
This will turn out to be the fault of 
cheaping out on aid they sent. The Democrats will in turn, use this as evidence that Joe Biden opposed the genocide.I mean, did they send the refrigerators... cuz faulty refrigeration may have something to do with that...
However, according to doctors, poor storage, transportation and preparation have caused an increase in gastrointestinal diseases, severe diarrhoea and high temperatures among soldiers.
IDF has gotten food poisoning from Simple Meal. Cause: Incompetent cook
I met an old man when I was a kid who said he almost died of dysentery.
During the Long March, in 1935.
How is the US funded IDF suffering from the same problem?
I guess they didn't wash their hands after smearing their own shit on the walls of Palestinian homes.
Critical support to doo doo in its quest to remove the IDF from the face of the earth
i hope they all get dysentery on the gaza trail
I had to check if this is /c/fakenews
Dysentery and You: An IDF soldiers guide to shitting out you doo-doo ass
Is this just a spreading of the illnesses Palestinians are suffering in camps to the IOF?
Would be some form of cosmic justice like the Iron Dome interceptors that turn back into Tel Aviv or the spent one that almost crushed some settlers
owwwwww my tummyyyyyy
If you're wondering where they shit in tanks: their helmets
Poopity scoopity war criminals
Shoving a cattle prod up some runny-shitty-doodoo IDF butt to make them nut into a shaker-cup that me and the boys accidentally drink out of on the way back to the base to deliver the seeeeeed.
Israel is shitting itself right now
Infinite
on the 
quite literally.
pissing and shitting myself until i die
