I used to work in a new age shop that sold rock salt lamps. A woman came in one time to complain about the lamp she bought.
Woman: My salt lamp was dusty and dirty.
Me: Okay...
W: So I took the rock salt off the base.
Me: Hmm?
W: And I washed it with hot soapy water.
Me: Ah.
W: And it just dissolved!
Me: Yep, it's salt.
W: I want a refund.
Me: laughs.
142 1 ReplyI feel bad for people who have never licked a Himalayan Salt Lamp.
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You are not safe, there is nothing you can do to stop me.
57 1 ReplyI would rather check under the bed in case there are knives.
37 0 ReplyAre all of you cows
24 1 ReplyI'm going with neither.
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5 0 ReplyA whole lot of thise lamps are in my area so I dont understand why we still have a hospital
5 0 ReplyProtip: If they have a lava lamp instead, you can take the lava lamp bottle out, unscrew the bottle cap and drink some lava lamp fluid.
5 0 ReplyBut my salt lamp is in my bathroom.
3 0 ReplySadly, some are plastic...
3 0 ReplyRight I'm confused.
You're in the bedroom but they go to the restroom
Which fucking one are they in?
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