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Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world bleistift2 @feddit.de 4 mo. ago

When it’s Saturday and there’s no new content on lemmy

Meme transcription:

When it’s Saturday and there’s no new content on lemmy

[Confused boy:] “You guys have lives?”

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If you call eating a bowl of fruit loops, watching two episodes of Star Trek (Enterprise S4E13/14), looking at tools online, eating a bowl of lucky charms, having a shower, spending 45 minutes looking for my headphones, then checking my phone and seeing this post a life, then yes, I have a very full life.
- I was expecting a bowl of frosted mini wheats for dinner. You know, for a well rounded diet.
  
  high fructose corn cereal
  
  Those are rectangular, if you want well rounded Corn Pops are where it's at.
- What kind of tools?
  
  Penises?
  
  Yes, I was searching for hammers...
Here's a picture of my dog to help you in your time of need.
- And here's a cat to balance it oot
  
  Pet the cat
- Oh my god I love them. Pet them lots for me
  
  Gave her ear scratches, just for you.
- She's so adorable! I wanna boop that nose!
- I wanna pet her so much
- ;)
don't have a life, don't have content to post. don't really need it pointed out. refreshing to forget
- You can always post other people’s content
  
  Wow you're right. This is easy!
Yeah...imma need you fucks to up the shitposting. After leaving reddit for this place I am close to breaking my phone addiction and that just won't fucking do.
- Did you know you can watch people having sex on the internet? Apparently you can gamble online, too! Maybe check those two out and see if they grab you.
  
  I like when boobs.
  
  Apparently you can gamble online
  
  Options markets are closed
- I evwn did some laundry and other cleaning tasks, I don't use any other social medias. I need content to procrastinate!
  
  Lemmy: accidentally making people productive
  
  How could you do laundry and not even post pics online?
- Change is SCARY.
Not even Saturdays. Every single day, I keep pouring hours into Lemmy, and then just because I don't provide any content whatsoever, I get so confused every 20 minutes when I check for new content
It would have been hilarious if no one had commented, or atleast that’s my idea of a joke
Shut up, I'm working on it.
- Not fast enough. Eat some raisins.
Gotta get the week's memes ready sometime!
Let's not go that far.
Satur6is the global hangover day.
- Satur6. Sounds like a planets moon
No life here. Just spending too much time on my laptop doing nothing to be doing something.
If I had a life I might have something worth posting.
Very helpful, thx. I might just reconsider.
And here I am on Saturday night doom-scrolling Lemmy...
Does replaying No Man's Sky count as a life?
Helldivers 2 has taken over my life (when the servers aren't down)
lololololol

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