Shower for my lil plants! 🌿🌾
#TeamShower unite!
Shower team for me too.
Missssst
I too am of the mist camp.
I have absolutely no practical use for it, I just ship it for the aesthetic.
You can make a rainbow!!! 🌈 💗 🌞 😍
A fellow mist enjoyer!
Mist too
There are 3 settings. Shower, jet, and assorted versions of fucking useless.
Unironically love mist for extremely hot fuck off days where you run it for less than 10 secs and it cools you off fast.
Shower for watering, jet for cleaning.
Two settings: Thumb on / thumb off
Adjust as needed
my favorite mode is 90% thumb then
I use my thumb
Shower or center depending on what I'm doing in the garden. Jet is just for me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Jet go brrrr
Flat.
It delivers water faster than shower does, but at about the same low level of plant bothering.
Not my flat setting. That shit could peel paint I'm sure of it
Yeah, flat is just pressure washer light.
Shower 4 lyfe
Shower gang rise up
Mist or nothing!
Ne or whatever the last one is
Cone.
You're a garden hose n00b, sorry.
garden gud, noob
😦
cone
JET BABY WOOOO
Usually Jet because my water pressure is too low for anything else to reach the destination. Sometimes shower if I'm just gently dropping water on something. Mist if I'm trying to water the air for some reason.
Shower! But that soaker would have to be the most useless setting.
Shower for watering things, jet for cleaning, glad they're side by side.
Mist is best, skip the rest
If the wind gets even slightly playful, that mist is right in my face.
SHOWER GANG
I'm a jet, but your mom was a soaker last night
Savage! I didn't even see it coming...
That reminds me, I should really call her, it's been ages
Flat for my balls, jet for my ass
Mist, for all occasions
HEADLESS
With your thumb over the end of the hose!
MAXIMUM PRESSURE
I got that Dramm Heavy-Duty Brass Adjustable Nozzle, so I get that full-analog control and I feel like a fireman.
Also, this thing survives the winter, and the next five of them. That's why I bought it. Everything else would be cool until the next spring when it was a leaky failure. I had to replace llke 4 of the ones in the OP, fricken Walmart specials, shitty plastic, garbage seals. Not the Dramm. This thing's fit for Canada. It doesn't care if it froze all winter, it's ready for spring, leak free.
I get all these settings, and every gradient in-between, unlike the peasantry. Can you imagine? How droll. Merely 7 choices. Genteel shudder
Only $17 on Amazon, so load that one up for a Father's Day gift. Mother's Day gift, too, you know she loves that garden. Did your friend just transition? Dramm garden hose nozzle, welcome to the elite, I put a little bow on it. Hell, I think I'd give it for Christmas to the right person. Dramm 12380, investment grade equipment, real Buy It For Life shit.
At any given time:
The one that makes my kids squeal with delight and/or panic.
i see them as tools, so whichever better fits the task
Fr, you're only holding yourself back by choosing one setting and sticking to it
But then you can't build your entire personality around this one arbitrary decision.
shower because it reminds me of being in the shower
Center because it's strong enough to get the crust off, yet sensitive enough to not break through the skin.
Team watering can represents 🤙
Flat It sprays the mud of the doggo nicely
For plants or masturbation?
Found the real gardener
Plants: shower
Masturbation: Jet on full.
I'm mostly cleaning some manner of shit off myself, kids, deck, or grill, so jet is my pick.
Jet go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
Depends on the plant and task. Soaker gets tons of use on dry plants to let them make deep roots.
I use just when messing with hornets.
Center to wash down squirrels when it's over 100
Soaker of course. I mean who doesn’t like a good soaker?
What is soaker even for? I have yet to find a use for it.
Anything close range where too much pressure would be chaotic and low pressure with mist would be too slow/ineffective, like filling a bucket
My golden likes them all. So I started blasting...
Jet, always.
This is the way
Shower for plants, jet for little brother
Shower for watering, jet when I need a drink
What if I'm one of those weirdos who prefers a nozzle without settings?
Apparently, that gets you downvoted.
Why are there more than two settings?
Okay milhouse
It's gotta be Cone. Still enough power along the edges to get a fine line, but enough spray to make it nice and refreshing, and satisfying
Cone, let's you chose how spread out the water comes out is by squeezing harder or softer
Soaker. gimme that sloppy water
I like it it when it goes ba BA ba BA Pa Pa
Shower for watering plants, jet for cleaning, no nozzle if I'm going to be letting the water run across the irrigation I've set up for the trees
I gotta say mist, though I'd probably use a watering
This is one of the daddest dad things I've ever dadgone seen 😂
depends on the job
Assuming we have yards to water.
Don’t limit yourself, hoses are also great for spraying unruly children and innocent passersby!
I had one of the neighbors kids throw an egg at my car window once. I was spraying it down when I heard the little shit chuckling behind me so I pointed the hose in his direction to shoo him away. Mind you I didn’t actually douse him with water.
Guess who gets upset at me? Mrs. Karen who clearly isn’t going to address the now decomposing egg on my window but pointing a harmless jet of water at their child is a step too far.
Thankfully those assholes moved out awhile ago.
Center 😍
Squirter
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I don't have a fancy garden hose like this, though I think mist is my favorite. my handheld shower head is similar, but with just shower/center, and out of those my favorite is laminar flow-like (unscrew the shower head and rawdog the end of the hose) (just in general, not very practical for showering per se but it feels very nice and is just better in all situations except maybe like, washing your hair)
100% Jet
I was born a shower but I always consider myself a flood
Watering can. Hoses use too much water.
