Ah yes let me just pull this up on my 1920x120000000000000000 monitor that I’ve got in portrait mode
98 1 ReplyI suddenly feel like a cheapskate with my 4 32:9 monitors in portrait mode mounted on a vertical column.
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Tldr; Guy meets blind girl. They date. Guy gets his shit together. She proposes. They get married.
60 1 ReplyAt least include a spoiler tag
6 0 ReplyI only see one looong screenshot- it ends with a peck in the cheek. (I'm seeing this in kbin so maybe thats why I'm missing a screenshot.)
1 0 ReplyThank you for the tldr! Should be mandatory if OP posts something like this
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I want to believe.
50 1 ReplyFake or not, it was great to read a nice story.
44 0 ReplyNot sure if I buy it but someone is cutting onions around here…
9 0 ReplyGreat stories don't have to be real to be enjoyed.
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A feel good story and anon feels the need to announce his beloved's D cups? It's a nice fantasy he's made about some girl that spilled water on him that one time.
14 1 ReplyI choose to believe
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Just here to say, fuck this long image
46 1 ReplyOP is insane if they think that anyone wants to actually read a fucking 500 page novel written by some random dickhead from 4chan. Ain't happening.
10 31 ReplyShame. It's a wonderful story. I think you could take the 5 minutes to read it.
30 2 Replyread it in a couple minutes, totally worth it after seeing 50 Trump-mugshot memes
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Nowadays I read so much stuff on the internet that I wish wasn’t not true. I hope this one is.
PS: not OP, check username difference please.
27 0 Replyah yes, my arch rival!
15 0 ReplyOur battle will be legendary!
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Yeah, it is a nice story that I also hope os true.
However
— I always wondered whether this 4chan style of writing is real, or just parody
— now I wonder if ChatGPT can do it
Edit: yes it can! In honor of this post, I asked ChatGPT to write a love story in 4chan style, and it did!
3 0 ReplyIt's both for sure. People have discovered real live green text authors (people give out too many details, and yes there have been some very creepy "sightings")
If Jessica is real, it's very likely someone found Anon. There would likely be like 1.5 Million ppl within 3 degrees separation. Assuming American, that's probably 1.3 M Americans (to underestimate). If you remove people over 55 and under 13, that means that ~1% of the people you know have seen your greentext.
2 0 ReplyThere was a whole subreddit dedicated to AIgreentexts, it was quite good sometimes
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Who's cutting onions here?!
27 0 ReplyWow what a nice read. Brought tears to my eyes. True or not, this shows the magic healing powers of love.
28 1 ReplyI came here for shitposting, not to feel.
20 0 ReplyPlot twist: Jessica, at 12 or a little older, got black out drunk, stole her parents car, crashed and killed 2 people. 'blunt force trama' from the crash cost her her eye sight.
19 2 ReplyYeah this looks like something I want to decipher
16 2 ReplyThis is basically how I feel with my wife. Totally not worthy. But so far she seems to be sticking around.
6 0 Replytldr;
13 7 ReplyJust read it, it's good
34 2 ReplyWorth it.
18 1 Reply
That Jessica's name?
Albert Einstein
6 1 ReplyTldr
8 4 ReplyAny way to make long images like this default short in the preview in Liftoff?
2 0 Reply1 0 ReplyThis one always hits me in the feels. Just like the sad one about the guy who's wife and kid never existed.
1 0 ReplyThat seems interesting. Bookmarked to read later.
1 1 ReplyDidn’t read lol
9 12 ReplyYour loss
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I'm not reading all that.
14 18 ReplyYour loss, that shit is good
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