Cybertruck dipshit breaks his finger you know how. [Edit - This is a different dipshit from the other day.]
Cybertruck dipshit breaks his finger you know how. [Edit - This is a different dipshit from the other day.]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTrK_7vUGiY
Fast forwarded - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTrK_7vUGiY&t=42s
It seems he uses his real name - Joe Fay - https://beacons.ai/jf.okay
Loving that he did a test with a stick, the truck crushed it and he went ahead and put his finger in it anyway. Real brain of the year guy here.
most intelligent techbro
Basically every blue lives matter supporters.
I think he should test it a few more times with different fingers to make sure it wasn't just a fluke.
I feel like at this point it's unfair even to the cybertruck to say that the cybertruck broke his finger, he broke his own finger with the cybertruck.
"I'm built different" 😤
I remember seeing some videos discussing how the cybertruck doesn't do anything to prevent closing hoods etc from possibly injuring a person. The comments were full of people going "who would ever do that on purpose" with the replies all along the lines of "nobody, but you don't want to lose a finger because you weren't paying attention".
And I guess now dudes are intentionally sticking their fingers in the trucks to get maimed on purpose
I hadn't thought of this way but it makes a lot of sense.
Fools breaking their fingers in Cybertruck trunks are the equivalent of Pentacostals who handle poisonous snakes and get bitten. They both have faith God would surely not allow anything bad to happen to the devoted.
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"still love the truck though!"
What the fuck, how can a human be this fucking stupid? I've done some dumb shit in my life, but I can tell you that even if I blundered my way up to the beginning of this video there's no fucking way I'd have reached the end of it. Any person who could even possibly be redeemed would look at what happened to the stick, been like "oh fuck, i was clearly wrong" and then just ended the video and never uploaded it
Because they’ll make a few hundred dollars from views and that will cover part of their uninsured Murican ER visit
At this stage I am wondering how many of them would buy a dick blender 3000 just to see how good it blended their dick.
If it was Tesla CyberDickBlender and it was only sold for crypto then probably more than we think.
After seeing the laceration on the one guy's knee (skin accidentally touched metal when parking on an incline), I was certain their shit was getting cut off
Since so few Cybertrucks have been sold, this means one in every few hundred owners have intentionally injured themselves to prove their faith and fealty.
These fucking dumbasses are an endless source of entertainment. I just wish their incessant love of cryptocurrency wasn’t contributing to the planet melting.
Well if I put my finger in a normal car door and slam it I'll also get hurt so this actually isn't a problem
Crushing my finger to own the libs
Hang on, is the button to close the trunk really burried deep in there like that? I guess I've never owned a car with a trunk that automatically opens and closes, but that seems like a disaster waiting to happen
My mums had a few on Audis. It’s right where you’d want it on the bottom of the boot lid on them.
"Just to make sure it's safe, let's try it with this stick!"
stick breaks
"Haha, cool! Hopefully something has inexplicably changed in the 3 seconds between what just happened and now, when I'm about to do this to my bones! Here we go!"
A step up from running their kids over
You gave me a posting idea - https://hexbear.net/post/2481528
Dear Elon,
The cybertruck update for safety is still flawed, maybe. I know the engineers over there are working hard on it. I've been able to drive my cybertruck for many days in the past few weeks whenever it has not been in the shop.
Anyways, keep up the good work. Great vehicle I wish I could buy another.
Love,
More like CipherTruck amirite