Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I am going to do something so authoritarian (enforce uniform food safety and standards laws and ruthlessly hunt down and prosecute people who sell tainted food)
47 0 ReplyNaw, they're upcharging because raw milk drinkers are intentionally trying to give themselves bird flu immunity.
46 0 ReplyYou: dying from stomach worms from your $50 milk
Me: drinking a glass of normal milk for $2 like a human and enjoying not dying
44 0 Replyme: drinking piss for free and enjoying it
46 0 Replynuh-uh I'm going to charge you for that.
30 0 ReplyI want you to know that I didn't like this. I upvoted it, but because I hated it.
24 0 ReplyPiss and cow's milk are equally meant for human consumption and you don't have to abuse an animal
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i want to live in a world where people aren't allowed to be deceived into contrary ideas about the basic ways the world works
throw everyone in marketing into a pit
30 0 ReplyPretty sure it's illegal to sell unpasteurized milk at all
26 0 ReplyDepends on the state unfortunately. Here in Florida they’re allowed to sell it it just has to be labeled “not for human consumption”
33 0 Replylove seeing milk treated the same way as research chemicals i use for my ADHD
27 0 Replyoddly the brand in this image is from california, and doesn't explicitly say anywhere that it isn't pasteurized, though I think it's not.
this is the requirements for CA: https://www.cdfa.ca.gov/ahfss/milk_and_dairy_food_safety/pdfs/RawMilkRequirementsSummary.pdf
It should just be illegal ngl
Oh and they also sell it frozen, for supplementing your pet's food, supposedly, which may be for shipping to states with laws like you mention
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Would be very funny if they were also just lying about actually being "raw milk".
12 0 ReplyI was just about to comment about the "past" on the sticker
Honestly I prefer fudging the truth a bit for marketing if it prevents the next ebola outbreak
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The yellowy look gives it extra exclusiveness
19 0 Replyfor everyone who promotes these health fads and anyone that spreads disease for "iMmuNiTy"
16 0 Reply(cw: milk)
13 0 ReplyBrb, gonna go get a cow and charge $50/minute to suckle the milk directly from the udder.
12 0 ReplyDon't know if I'd sell living a life of being raped and then having my bodily fluids forcefully extracted from me and then my babies murdered for 27 bucks tbf, but that's just me
8 0 ReplyIt's cheaper to produce raw milk, people want more."calculating....." LINE GO UP MORE!
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